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30 unsuccessful jokes and hilarious unsuccessful puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unsuccessful that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short unsuccessful jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unsuccessful humour may include short failed jokes also.

  1. Wife: "When I was talking to you, I saw you yawn 5 times. Am I boring you?" Me: "I wasn't yawning. They were unsuccessful attempts to speak. "
  2. I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
  3. Astronauts preparing for STS-134 lobbied NASA to include fresh apples on board the final flight of the shuttle, but were ultimately unsuccessful. Needless to say, it was a fruitless Endeavour
  4. What do you call an unsuccessful migrant trying to illegally cross the U.S. southern border? A Mexi*cant*
  5. Unsuccessful marketers vs successful marketers Unsuccessful marketer: "This item has no value."
    Successful marketer: "This item is priceless."
  6. I heard there were some mute pigeons that unsuccessfully tried to overthrow the government. It was a failed coo
  7. Did you hear about the guy that worked for Hostess bakery and tried unsuccessfully to get a job at Tropicana? Everyone knows that bakers can't be juicers.
  8. A mushroom forager sank to new lows for his hunt. He stole a car for transportation and trespassed on private property to hunt on. Nevertheless his hunt was unsuccessful. He had no morels.
  9. I was really unsuccessful and unpopular until I stood on a globe covered in super glue. Now I have the world at my feet.
  10. I've been trying unsuccessfully to move air around my apartment all day I gotta say, I'm not a fan

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Unsuccessful One Liners

Which unsuccessful one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unsuccessful? I can suggest the ones about unlucky and unfortunate.

  1. Why was the thief unsuccessful in stealing some aluminium? His plans were foiled
  2. Bad joke I came up with Where do unsuccessful singers live?
    Singapore
  3. How did the unsuccessful painter die? Art failure.
  4. Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful? People could see right through him.
  5. I have a couple jokes about unsuccessful comedians. Too bad none of them are funny.
  6. All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer.
  7. What do you call an unsuccessful Jewish pirate? Les Goldman
  8. My girlfriend and I wanted to spice up our s**... life The chili peppers were unsuccessful
  9. A man tried to commit s**... and was unsuccessful He couldn't get his life on track

Unsuccessful joke, A man tried to commit s**... and was unsuccessful

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about unsuccessful can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of unsuccessful puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Unsuccessful Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about unsuccessful you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fruitless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make unsuccessful prank.

Operation Tory

A Tory MP woke up in hospital after a serious operation and found that the curtains around him were drawn. He called for a nurse and asked "why are the curtains closed, Is it night"?
The nurse replied "No it's just that there's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation was unsuccessful".

The bus driver shouts to the conductor

Two women are in a bus fighting bitterly over the last available seat.
The conductor had already tried unsuccessfully to intervene when the bus driver shouted to the conductor, "Let the ugly one take the seat"
Both women stood for the rest of the journey

My friend returned home all disappointed after his unsuccessful job interview.

I asked him, You seem well qualified. Why didn't you get the postman's job?
I don't know. I wonder if it has something to do with me writing 'stamp collections' as my hobby.

Why was the London s**... bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

After all exhaustive, unsuccessful search for a mate, what did the gay rooster say?

"At this point, any c**...'ll doodle do."

There's a new grillhouse in new York that's opening up a restaurant at the top of a skyscraper, though there are fears it could be unsuccessful

The steaks will be higher than ever!

Unsuccessful joke, There's a new grillhouse in new York that's opening up a restaurant at the top of a skyscraper, thou

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these unsuccessful jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.