Unsuccessful Jokes

Funniest Unsuccessful Short Jokes

Short unsuccessful jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unsuccessful humour may include short failed jokes also.

1. Wife: "When I was talking to you, I saw you yawn 5 times. Am I boring you?" Me: "I wasn't yawning. They were unsuccessful attempts to speak. "
2. I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
3. Astronauts preparing for STS-134 lobbied NASA to include fresh apples on board the final flight of the shuttle, but were ultimately unsuccessful. Needless to say, it was a fruitless Endeavour
4. What do you call an unsuccessful migrant trying to illegally cross the U.S. southern border? A Mexi*cant*
5. Unsuccessful marketers vs successful marketers Unsuccessful marketer: "This item has no value."
   Successful marketer: "This item is priceless."
6. I heard there were some mute pigeons that unsuccessfully tried to overthrow the government. It was a failed coo
7. Did you hear about the guy that worked for Hostess bakery and tried unsuccessfully to get a job at Tropicana? Everyone knows that bakers can't be juicers.
8. A mushroom forager sank to new lows for his hunt. He stole a car for transportation and trespassed on private property to hunt on. Nevertheless his hunt was unsuccessful. He had no morels.
9. I was really unsuccessful and unpopular until I stood on a globe covered in super glue. Now I have the world at my feet.
10. I've been trying unsuccessfully to move air around my apartment all day I gotta say, I'm not a fan

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Unsuccessful One Liners

Which unsuccessful one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unsuccessful? I can suggest the ones about unlucky and unfortunate.

1. Why was the thief unsuccessful in stealing some aluminium? His plans were foiled
2. Bad joke I came up with Where do unsuccessful singers live?
   Singapore
3. How did the unsuccessful painter die? Art failure.
4. Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful? People could see right through him.
5. I have a couple jokes about unsuccessful comedians. Too bad none of them are funny.
6. All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer.
7. What do you call an unsuccessful Jewish pirate? Les Goldman
8. My girlfriend and I wanted to spice up our s**... life The chili peppers were unsuccessful
9. A man tried to commit s**... and was unsuccessful He couldn't get his life on track

Laughable Unsuccessful Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about unsuccessful you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fruitless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unsuccessful pranks.