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Short unstable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unstable humour may include short insecure jokes also.
- The vet determined that my horse constantly imagines himself to be homeless. He has been declared mentally unstable.
- Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic
- So I'm already kind of mentally unstable and my girlfriend just told me that she's pregnant. I think I'm having a zygotic episode.
- Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable
- What did the computer say about the unstable overclock? Can't do it man. That megahertz too much.
- I had to show a knife to my mentally unstable friend who was being violent Sad it came to this point
- What do you call a horse that moves around a lot? Unstable
- What do you call a financially unstable law enforcement officer that writes dark poetry and literature? A po popo Poe
- Tall things are usually unstable... The exception is Kim Jong Un.
- What does uranium have in common with a mental ward patient? They're both unstable.
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Unstable One Liners
Which unstable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unstable? I can suggest the ones about shaky and unpredictable.
- What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable
- My wife is like my Wi-Fi. Both are unstable.
- I try to avoid the homeless horse down the street I hear he's unstabled
- Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable.
- Where do you go to get a three-legged horse? The unstable.
- Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable
- What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world? Casts of Game of Thrones.
- Watch out for the escaped horse! He's unstable
- Why was the daydreaming horse put in an asylum? He was mentally unstabled
- My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable
- I have an unstable internal environment No homeo
- Why is the earth so emotionally unstable? It's a natural effect of being bipolar.
- What kind of fish can only be caught by a mentally unstable fisherman? A crayfish.
- What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? It ran to the unstable.
- Why are pirate relationships so unstable? It's because they arghhhue a lot :(
Cheeky Unstable Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about unstable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uncontrollable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unstable pranks.
Why was the civil engineer's relationship so unstable? Because there was no truss left!
Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'.
I'm at a McDonalds and their phone just rang. I have to assume whoever is making that call is a completely unstable human being.
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One of my female friends said that she thinks of me like a teddy bear
because the only people who would want to have s**... with me are mentally unstable.
Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.
Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.
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A man sits in a bar by himself
A man sits in a bar by himself. The bartender doing as he does, comes over to see what is going on.
"Having trouble finishing your drink?"
"No, just a little overwhelmed"
"How so?"
At this point it has become evident that the man is tense and unstable
"You see, no one plans a m**... out loud."
Where do you keep a 3-legged horse?
In an unstable!
We had to put my horse down.
After he escaped from the barn, the veterinarian said he was too unstable.
I tell ya, politics in the Middle East is so unstable...
...you could almost measure it in RPMs
Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane?
Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable.
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What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ?
Unstable.
I like my women how I like my weather
moist and unstable.
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My ex-girlfriend is just like hydrogen monoxide
They are both unstable HOs.
Cow tipping.
If you succeed in tipping a cow only part way, such that only one of its feet is till on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.
An emotionally unstable man walks into a 7-11
He browses the candy section and decides to buy a Snickers bar. His total is $1.29. He pays with a $20 bill and tells the cashier to keep whatever is leftover.
"Are you sure?" The cashier says.
"I don't like change." the man replies.
At our world famous clinic, many worried, afflicted and mentally unstable people come for assistance. I know it may sound ridiculous, but we start by suggesting they try one of our brain transplant procedures.
They always reject the offer at first, but eventually we change their minds.
A man and his wife play petty games with each other regularly in order to one-up the other.
One morning his wife wakes him up hollering "I'm so much better than you that I even beat you at getting up in the morning".
This continued for some time, as his wife woke him up early and continuously drove home how better than him she was.
One day when he left for work his friend, who knew about their unstable relationship, noticed him smiling and asked him what happened
"I beat my wife up this morning"
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A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES**
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
**OCCURRENCE**
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small plane. You would need it perfectly positioned with no other forces acting on it. The tiniest disturbance could knock it over (and will).
Not because it was two tired
