Unstable Jokes
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Short unstable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unstable humour may include short insecure jokes also.
- The vet determined that my horse constantly imagines himself to be homeless. He has been declared mentally unstable.
- Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic
- So I'm already kind of mentally unstable and my girlfriend just told me that she's pregnant. I think I'm having a zygotic episode.
- Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable
- I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes... Really hot and completely unstable.
- Why is the earth so emotionally unstable? It's a natural effect of being bipolar.
- Insane people on rollerblades are a threat They are always on an unstable platform.
- What kind of fish can only be caught by a mentally unstable fisherman? A crayfish.
- What did the computer say about the unstable overclock? Can't do it man. That megahertz too much.
- What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? It ran to the unstable.
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Unstable One Liners
Which unstable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unstable? I can suggest the ones about shaky and unpredictable.
- What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable
- My wife is like my Wi-Fi. Both are unstable.
- Did you hear about the homeless horse? His living conditions were unstable.
- I try to avoid the homeless horse down the street I hear he's unstabled
- Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable.
- How would you describe a homeless horse? Unstable.
- Where do you go to get a three-legged horse? The unstable.
- Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable
- What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world? Casts of Game of Thrones.
- Watch out for the escaped horse! He's unstable
- What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable.
- Why was the daydreaming horse put in an asylum? He was mentally unstabled
- My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable
- What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable
- I have an unstable internal environment No homeo
Emotionally Unstable Jokes
Here is a list of funny emotionally unstable jokes and even better emotionally unstable puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica? A BIPOLAR BEAR
- Did you hear about the t**... who was emotionally unstable? She was mannish-depressive.
- There was once an emotionally unstable s**... bomber he fell to pieces.
Cheeky Unstable Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about unstable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uncontrollable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unstable pranks.
One of my female friends said that she thinks of me like a teddy bear
because the only people who would want to have s**... with me are mentally unstable.
Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.
Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.
A man sits in a bar by himself
A man sits in a bar by himself. The bartender doing as he does, comes over to see what is going on.
"Having trouble finishing your drink?"
"No, just a little overwhelmed"
"How so?"
At this point it has become evident that the man is tense and unstable
"You see, no one plans a m**... out loud."
We had to put my horse down.
After he escaped from the barn, the veterinarian said he was too unstable.
I tell ya, politics in the Middle East is so unstable...
...you could almost measure it in RPMs
Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane?
Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable.
What does uranium have in common with a mental ward patient?
They're both unstable.
My ex-girlfriend is just like hydrogen monoxide
They are both unstable HOs.
Cow tipping.
If you succeed in tipping a cow only part way, such that only one of its feet is till on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.
An emotionally unstable man walks into a 7-11
He browses the candy section and decides to buy a Snickers bar. His total is $1.29. He pays with a $20 bill and tells the cashier to keep whatever is leftover.
"Are you sure?" The cashier says.
"I don't like change." the man replies.
Tall things are usually unstable...
The exception is Kim Jong Un.
What do you call a financially unstable law enforcement officer that writes dark poetry and literature?
A po popo Poe
I had to show a knife to my mentally unstable friend who was being violent
Sad it came to this point
At our world famous clinic, many worried, afflicted and mentally unstable people come for assistance. I know it may sound ridiculous, but we start by suggesting they try one of our brain transplant procedures.
They always reject the offer at first, but eventually we change their minds.
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES**
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
**OCCURRENCE**
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Why are pirate relationships so unstable?
It's because they arghhhue a lot :(
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small plane. You would need it perfectly positioned with no other forces acting on it. The tiniest disturbance could knock it over (and will).
Not because it was two tired
