Unscrew Jokes

Funniest Unscrew Short Jokes

Short unscrew jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unscrew humour may include short screwdriver jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
2. What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew one and not the other.
3. How does a narcissist unscrew a lightbulb? They just hold on to it and let the whole world revolve around them.
4. How many influencers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to unscrew it and the other to put it in their mouth and see if they can pull it out.
5. I was sword fighting this guy medieval style then all of a sudden he starts to unscrew his pommel And then it hit me...
6. What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the light bulb.
   (Spoken by the brilliant Steve Martin in "My Blue Heaven")
7. How many Americans do we need to unscrew a light bulb? One just for holding the light bulb: he believes that the world revolves around him.
8. How many CNN panellists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 - one to screw in the bulb, and one to unscrew it and smash it on the floor in the interest of balance.
9. How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb? 3.
   One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a new one on
   another one to operate the crane
   and a third one to say when the chicken is ready.
10. Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic? He had trouble unscrewing it.

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Unscrew One Liners

Which unscrew one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unscrew? I can suggest the ones about loosen and untie.

1. Whats the difference between pregancy and a light bulb... You can unscrew a light bulb.
2. How is a lightbulb different than a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
3. What's the similarities between my wife and a nail? I can't unscrew either of them.
4. Why can't Asian drivers unscrew light bulbs? they can never decide which way to turn.
5. What is the definition of masurbation? Coming unscrewed
6. How many Hispanics does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Just Juan.
7. Why do they call it extra v**... olive oil? You have to unscrew the lid...

Comical Unscrew Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about unscrew you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wrench jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unscrew pranks.