Unsatisfied Jokes
25 unsatisfied jokes and hilarious unsatisfied puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unsatisfied that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Unsatisfied Short Jokes
Short unsatisfied jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unsatisfied humour may include short dissatisfied jokes also.
- When you're feeling bored and unsatisfied with life, just remember... That there are some people who think Golf is interesting.
- December 23 is Christmas Adam It comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
- What do you call an obese psychic with an unsatisfied wife? A large medium who's too small!
- Why was Heisenberg's wife so s**... unsatisfied? When her husband had the position, he couldn't find the momentum.
When he had the energy, he couldn't find the time.
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Unsatisfied One Liners
Which unsatisfied one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unsatisfied? I can suggest the ones about unhappy and frustrated.
- I have to ask myself, is my wife unsatisfied? a tiny part of me says yes
- What do unsatisfied customers of prosthetic feet give the manufacturer? Their feedback.
- What did unsatisfied wife of Russian leader say? "Vlaadimar!" Put it in
- Wanna know the definition of unsatisfying?
- What's the most unsatisfying prank?
- What does an unsatisfied Indian girlfriend say? Please come again.
- Chastity belts are a waste of money. Trust me, if you buy one you will feel unsatisfied.
- Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.
- Why was the hose always unsatisfied? It could never find anyone into its k**....
- Did my girlfriend find me s**... unsatisfying? A small part of me says yes.
- Why is s**... with hipsters always unsatisfying? Because they always come before it's cool.
- Why was the princess unsatisfied with her s**... life? Han always shoots first.
Comical Unsatisfied Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about unsatisfied you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disappointed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unsatisfied pranks.
A Rabbi and his friend, a Catholic priest, were having a discussion
when the rabbi asked "Could you ever be promoted withing your church?"
The priest responded, "Well, one day, I hope to become a bishop."
The rabbi asked, "And then?"
The priest though for a second and responded, "Well, then I might become a cardinal."
The rabbi again asked, "And then?"
The priest again pondered the question before responding "Then I would become Pope!"
The rabbi, still unsatisfied, asked "And then?"
The priest, exasperated, cried "What else could I become? God Himself!?"
The rabbi quietly responded "One of our boys made it"
A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked
the monk replied "Religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
A 70 year old man buys his wife a present
For their 50th wedding anniversary a 70 year old man buys his wife a see through night gown
The next day he goes back to the store and returns it
Cashier: I'm sorry you were unsatisfied with our product. May I ask what was wrong with it?
70 Year Old Man: It was all wrinkled
Ronald Reagan asks a mathematician: "What is two plus two?"
The mathematician replies "Four, Mr President."
Unsatisfied, Reagan asks a statistician. "What is two plus two?"
The statistician says "Based on our research, most people think it's between 3.8 and 4.3."
Still unsatisfied, Reagan asks an economist: "What is two plus two?"
"What do you want it to be, Mr President?"
