The Best 11 Unsatisfied Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Unsatisfied jokes. There are some unsatisfied monk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these unsatisfied check puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Unsatisfied Jokes and Puns

I have to ask myself, is my wife unsatisfied?

a tiny part of me says yes

A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it

So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.

He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.

Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.

About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.

The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked

the monk replied "Religious reasons."

The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?"

"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."

A 70 year old man buys his wife a present

For their 50th wedding anniversary a 70 year old man buys his wife a see through night gown

The next day he goes back to the store and returns it

Cashier: I'm sorry you were unsatisfied with our product. May I ask what was wrong with it?

70 Year Old Man: It was all wrinkled

Unsatisfied joke, A 70 year old man buys his wife a present

Ronald Reagan asks a mathematician: "What is two plus two?"

The mathematician replies "Four, Mr President."

Unsatisfied, Reagan asks a statistician. "What is two plus two?"

The statistician says "Based on our research, most people think it's between 3.8 and 4.3."

Still unsatisfied, Reagan asks an economist: "What is two plus two?"

"What do you want it to be, Mr President?"

When you're feeling bored and unsatisfied with life, just remember...

That there are some people who think Golf is interesting.


Why was Heisenberg's wife so sexually unsatisfied?

When her husband had the position, he couldn't find the momentum.

When he had the energy, he couldn't find the time.

Why was the hose always unsatisfied?

It could never find anyone into its kink.

Unsatisfied joke, Why was the hose always unsatisfied?

What do unsatisfied customers of prosthetic feet give the manufacturer?

Their feedback.

What did unsatisfied wife of Russian leader say?

"Vlaadimar!" Put it in

What does an unsatisfied Indian girlfriend say?

Please come again.

Why was the princess unsatisfied with her sex life?

Han always shoots first.

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We suggest to use only working unsatisfied betsy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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