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How to make girls feel safe in the hallways
I often find myself walking behind various girls while I'm going about my day and I'm always concerned I'm making them feel unsafe. So I like to remind myself not to walk like a r**....
I find this works much better if I don't say it out loud.
I was at the bar last night...
I was at the bar last night and had a few drinks. I knew it was unsafe to take my car home so I took a bus. This was really difficult for me; I've never driven a bus before.
Studies have shown horses exposed to m**... are less stable and unsafe to ride.
So get off your high horse.
Man bought a gun.
A few days later, the man goes to his therapist for a regular check-up.
Therapist: "why did you buy a gun? Do you feel unsafe in society or...?"
Man: "I got a gun because of my bird phobia"
Therapist: "I think you might be getting carried away"
Man: *firing into the ceiling* "Not without a fight!"
(Politics) Why would it be unsafe to board a plane with Ben Shapiro?
He'd destroy the Left Wing.
I got pulled over doing 69 in a 55 last night.
I'm pretty sure I was speeding too, but the cop just kept focusing on the legs around my head being unsafe.
Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide?
It would be a land of mass-m**...
After i milked my cow, i made sure i moved the bucket across my face.
They said it was unsafe until it was past your eyes.
Since most of us are stuck / bored in quarantine here are my top ways you can get high at home.
1. A ladder - This will get you the highest, no doubt.
2. A step stool - This won't get you as high but it is good for a quick, short high.
3. A Barstool - this one is a but more trippy and unsafe, but can work if you don't have safer ways to get high.
What do you say when a stirring utensil is doing something unsafe?
Hey that's whisky behavior
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