Unruly Jokes
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Kid runs away from home
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, 'I'm running away from home!'.
The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he said.
'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child. ' And what if you run out of money?'.
'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.
The man then made a final attempt, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.
'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.
The man shook his head and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!!'.
What gets dropped faster than an unruly passenger?
$900 million in market shares.
There were three unruly kids in detention
Their names were Zip, w**... and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. w**... went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.
The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:
'Zip down, w**... out, Pee in the corner!'
What does the mother bee say to her unruly son ?
Son, please beehive !
I prefer loose leaf paper over plain white paper...
...the plain white stuff is too unruly.
So I work with dogs
Whenever they get unruly I just tell them they are adopted.
What do you do with unruly shapes?
You put them in prism
When my kids become wild and unruly...
...I use a nice safe playpen.
When they're finished, I climb out.
If Syria had a Dr. Phil show, do you think the unruly teen girl would say
Gas me Assad how bow dah?
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