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- Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. Women's heads are much harder to put back on in real life.
- Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
- You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky.
- What is the most unrealistic part of the newest james bond movie? A Brit with a full petrol tank.
- I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?
- The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations for the future as a child Like having a wife who loves me and owning a dog
- Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie...
Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back. - I just read harry potter for the first time and i think its a little unrealistic I mean a ginger with 2 friends??
- The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, Like what are the chances that a billionaire would do anything to help ordinary people?
- Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft
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- Fullmetal Alchemist is so unrealistic I mean how can they draw such perfect circles?
- What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter? A ginger with two friends
- I just watched "the Martian" - What an unrealistic movie... ...Sean Bean survives.
- Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends.
- The most unrealistic part of Black Panther? A civilized African nation.
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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me..
I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
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It's a good thing they shut down production of House of Cards
It's be too unrealistic to have someone playing the US president who has been accused of s**... misconduct.
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Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women
No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience
What's the most unrealistic thing about the Bible?
A 30 year old man with 12 close friends.
I hate Sharknado, it is SO unrealistic.
Rain? In California? Did they even pretend to research for this movie?
Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women...
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
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People say mario is "unrealistic"
but if an Italian man jumped on my head I would die and he would be entitled to any coins I have
I think Model Trains cast an unrealistic beauty standard on actual trains...
But model trains never eat and real trains are always CHEW CHEW CHEW-ing
You know when things are getting bad when people only want their kids to live a long and healthy life they will enjoy...
And you have to wonder how their children are going to handle the pressure of those unrealistic expectations?
The movie Arrival was so unrealistic.
The professor in the movie actually knew how to use the AV equipment in their classroom.
I had an unrealistic dream about having several thousand dollars last night
Turns out it was two grand.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is quite unrealistic but at least they got one thing right
The moment Charlie found that ticket all the scalpers started coming out.
What's the most unrealistic part of The A-Team (2010)?
The CIA agent actually gets brought to justice
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A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns .
I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes
Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!
This pandemic has exposed how unrealistic the movie The Martian is.
Not because of the space travel to Mars, but there is no way the US government would spend so much money and gather the resources to save just one life.
My blind friend is being unrealistic again
So I told him, " don't lose sight of what's really important. "
What's the most unrealistic detail about the new American wizarding movie?
They elected a female president.
