Unprotected Jokes

49 unprotected jokes and hilarious unprotected puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unprotected that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Unprotected Short Jokes

Short unprotected jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unprotected humour may include short unharmed jokes also.

  1. I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies... It's dangerous to have unprotected sects.
  2. My music teacher gave the saxophones a lecture on always keeping their cases with them. Because unprotected sax is really unsafe.
  3. Wireless Internet is like s**... You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place.
  4. When I became a teenager, my father gave me a 30 minute Power Point Presentation on the dangers of having unprotected s**.... All the slide were just pictures of me.
  5. Never have unprotected s**... with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven.
  6. My son has taught me many things. The main one is that you should never have unprotected s**....
  7. Darth Vader takes a trip to the clinic after having unprotected s**.... What did his test results come back positive for? Sithilis
  8. Do you know what happens when you have unprotected phone s**...? You end up on the family plan!
  9. Studies show unprotected s**... has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer. The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius.
  10. What do you get when u have unprotected phone s**... Hearing aids

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Unprotected One Liners

Which unprotected one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unprotected? I can suggest the ones about unarmed and insecure.

  1. you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi
  2. If you have unprotected six You might get eights
  3. Don't have unprotected six! You might get eights
  4. What comes from unprotected casual hook-ups? Netflix & chilldren
  5. I never put a case on my cell phone. It just feels better unprotected.
  6. What do you call it when you sign an unprotected contract? A raw deal.
  7. I warned those kids about unprotected tickling Look who's laughing now.
  8. Never, ever raise a hand against children. It leaves your mid-section unprotected.
  9. An alligator decided to have unprotected s**...... Now he has Gatorades.
  10. I had unprotected phone s**... once... Now I have hearing aids.
  11. I like my s**... just like my wifi.. I like my s**... just like my wifi,
    slow and unprotected.
  12. College is like unprotected s**...... Good until you get tested
  13. What's the result of unprotected ear s**...? Hearing AIDS.
  14. What does a blue-green genie get from unprotected s**...? Genieteal warts
  15. Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected s**... They get lemon-aids

Unprotected joke, Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected s**...

Uplifting Unprotected Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about unprotected you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unhealthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unprotected pranks.

- Doctor, I want to live very old

- Do you drink?
- Never, only water.
- You smoke?
- Oh no, my body is a temple
- Do you have crazy nights out dancing while doing c**... and coming back home to have unprotected s**... with multiple partners?
- Never, I'm single and abstinent.
- I see. So could you explain me exactly why you want to live old?

Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...

He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.

I walked into my local bank, they asked me to remove my mask..

I said there was no way I was going risk my life or theirs by exposing us to an unprotected face.
Then I gave them 1 minute to fill the duffle bag.

A paper bag walks into the doctors because he's feeling a little down

Has some tests and come back a week later.
Doctor says, "I'm sorry son, but you're h**... positive"
The bag is in disbelief "How can this happen, I'm a paper bag?"
"Have you ever had unprotected s**...?"
"We'll no, I'm a paper bag"
"What about sharing needles"
"No doc, I can't even do drugs, I'm a paper bag"
" Well there's only 1 other explanation, your mum must have been a carrier"

Imagine to surviving all the unprotected s**...

Only to die of unprotected handshakes.

What do you get when you have unprotected s**... with a crocodile?

Gator AIDS.

How do kids at Hogwarts get away with unprotected s**...?

Fetus Deletus

Why is unprotected ear s**... unsafe?

You can get hearing aids.

What do you get when you have unprotected s**... with the Kool-Aid guy?


PSA: If you have unprotected s**... with a banker

Watch out! You might end up getting financial AIDS.

What do you contract from unprotected s**... with a c**...?


College is like unprotected s**....

Glad you got in. Wish you never came.

Unprotected joke, College is like unprotected s**....

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