unproductive Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious unproductive puns

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".

👍🏼

Vampires that are depressed and unproductive tend to live longer...

... because no one puts any stake in them.

👍🏼

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

👍🏼

Why are horses the most unproductive animal to have in office meetings?

Because they're all just neigh-sayers

👍🏼

I'm great at multitasking!

I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

👍🏼

Three men are sitting in the same prison cell.

Three men are sitting in the same prison cell.

The first man asks the second: "so, why are you here?", and he replies: "I came to work 15 minutes late and now I'm accused of being an unproductive parasite in the socialist state. How about you?".

The first answers: "I arrived 15 minutes early at work, and I'm accused of espionage in the socialist state".

They then turned to the third guy and asked: "How about you?" to which the man replied: "Well, I came to work *right* on time but was arrested for owning a Western watch".

👍🏼

If you stare at ants long enough

You'll realise how unproductive you are.

👍🏼

What are the most funny Unproductive jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Unproductive? Well, here are the best Unproductive dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Unproductive pick up lines to share with friends.

Joko Jokes