The Best 7 Unproductive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Unproductive jokes. There are some unproductive zoologist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these unproductive parasite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Unproductive Jokes and Puns

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".

To celebrate my cake day, I decided to post a joke

I got more birthday wishes than my real-life birthday.



[Reddit, thank you for years of facts, hobbies, jokes, and hundreds of unproductive hours]

Vampires that are depressed and unproductive tend to live longer...

... because no one puts any stake in them.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

I'm great at multitasking!

I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.


Why are horses the most unproductive animal to have in office meetings?

Because they're all just neigh-sayers

If you stare at ants long enough

You'll realise how unproductive you are.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the unproductive hang jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working unproductive inefficient piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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