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Funniest Unpredictable Short Jokes

Short unpredictable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unpredictable humour may include short uncontrollable jokes also.

  1. why do monarchs feel so important? Because small changes in their initial conditions can lead to large-scale and unpredictable variation in the future state of the system.
  2. The most unpredictable things in my life happened when I was friends with a bunch of mutes There was no telling what could happen
  3. Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria? Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.
  4. The weather has been really unpredictable lately... I'm really starting to think the earth is bi-polar
  5. Why are ships referred to as "she" A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap.
  6. People with dysgraphia (inability to spell) also tend to answer arithmetical problems in an unpredictable, seemingly random matter. According to them, you can't spell "calculation" without "luck".

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Unpredictable One Liners

Which unpredictable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unpredictable? I can suggest the ones about unforeseen and sudden unexpected.

  1. Muslim weather is so unpredictable... It's either Sunni or Shiite.
  2. What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon
  3. What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world? Casts of Game of Thrones.
  4. I love my dog, but he's very unpredictable. He's a borderline collie.
  5. What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon.
  6. I have an unpredictable connection with my tap. It's a hot and cold relationship.
  7. I had a joke about pizza, but... The punch line was simply too unpredictable.
  8. What is the most unpredictable element? ˙ǝsᴉɹdns ɟo ʇuǝɯǝlƎ
  9. 3 reasons why I hate narcolepsy.. 1)it's annoying
    2)it's unpredictable
  10. People says I'm unpredictable... because I was born unexpected.
  11. I guess that you could say that lately, North Korea has been a bit Un-predictable
  12. What do you call unpredictable n**...? Erratica.
  13. You see, m**... is so unpredictable.
    I just go up and down.

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Hilarious Unpredictable Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about unpredictable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uncertain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unpredictable pranks.

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.

Women can't say no to three things;

Shoes, bags, chocolate, diamonds, clothes, perfume, food, flowers, money, cosmetics, attention, romance, kindness, adventure, affection, unpredictability, confidence, humor, ice cream, shopping, free drinks..

Unpredictable joke, What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?