Unplugged Jokes
52 unplugged jokes and hilarious unplugged puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unplugged that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Unplugged Short Jokes
Short unplugged jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unplugged humour may include short undressed jokes also.
- My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
- I was talking to my grandfather When he said
"your generation relies too much on technology"
I then said
" no grandpa yours does"
Then I unplugged his life support. - I've just done my part to help the environment. I unplugged 6 electric vehicles that no one was using.
- If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me... And then plug me back in. See if that works.
- You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head.
- My Grandfather told me my generation is to reliant on technology. I told him, "no Grandpa, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
- I told my wife "if ever I become comatose and depend on a machine for my survival, unplug me" She unplugged the computer.
- I heard patients were not sleeping well at the hospital So I unplugged all the loud annoying beeping things in their rooms. They sleep much better now
- My grandad said us teenagers rely to much on technology So I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support
- LPT: Unplug your electronics to conserve energy, except for the fridge and the life support machine: In those instances, you'd just be wasting vegetables.
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Unplugged One Liners
Which unplugged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unplugged? I can suggest the ones about unpaid and plugs.
- If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in, see if that works.
- If I'm ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem.
- What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged
- I unplugged my grandma's life support The moment was really breathtaking.
- I had to unplug my mom's life support today. She always told me to finish my vegetables.
- How do you stop a charging rhino? Unplug it.
- How do you stop an elephant from charging? Unplug it.
- I'm not saying I hate you... but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
- What question can Alexa not answer? Why are you unplugged?
- If you were a vegetable I'd unplug you...
- They're going to unplug me if this government shutdown continues any longer Read my name
- How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? Unplug the merry-go-round.
- I just dropped 15 pounds! But don't worry, I unplugged the toilet afterwards.
- My girlfriend Diana unplugged my Mario game... I told her to go die-ana hole.
- "You're killing me small!" - my grandpa when I unplugged his life support
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Unplugged Jokes
What funny jokes about unplugged you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean off the leash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unplugged pranks.
Your generation relies too much on technology.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
I had a job interview...
...the interviewer slid his laptop across the table and said "sell this to me."
I closed the screen, unplugged it, and left.
I ignored his calls for about three hours. When I did answer, he said "Where is my laptop?!"
"You wanna buy it?"
If I'm ever on life support, I want to be unplugged.
And then plugged back in to see if that helps
My grandfather once said that we're starting to rely way too much on technology; that it's important we remind ourselves to live without it. I honestly had to agree with him.
So, I unplugged his life support.
My granddad always did say that we were too reliant on technology...
I replied, "No, you are grandpa." As I unplugged his life support
My Grandpa said, " Your generation relies too much on technology. I'm doing you a favor" as he tossed my phone into the toilet.
I laughed, and replied "No Grandpa, but yours does," as I unplugged his life support.
So I was visiting my elderly neighbor the other day and he told me something:
He said "Your generation is too dependant on technology."
I replied with "No your generation is." Then I unplugged his life support.
I hear they've introduced a new category to the grammies
The quietest album; and the award goes to:
Stephen Hawking... Unplugged
A grandpa is complaining that their generation relies too much on their technology.
They reply, No, you generation relies too much on technology. And we can prove it.
He replies, What are you talking about? , as they slowly unplug his life support.
My one and only go-to joke, hope you like it.
A blond is riding a horse, it starts galloping faster and faster. She feels herself beginning to lose her grip and start to slid down the the saddle. She begins panicking because the horse isn't slowing and shes nearing the ground. At the very last minute the Walmart greeter walks over and unplugs it.
Came home to find a note on the refrigerator: "I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the kids".
I quickly unplugged it. You're not going anywhere!
Why does everyone always brag that they are going to go unplugged for a while
Wireless devices were invented decades ago.
My grandfather said youth can't live without technology these days
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support
"Doctor I haven't f**... in 5 years."
A woman goes to the doctor and she reluctantly tells him, "Doctor I haven't f**... in 5 years."
The doctor looks puzzled for a moment and he writes her a prescription. "Pick this up at your local pharmacy, and come back in a week."
A week later she comes back and says, "Doc I don't think those pills helped at all, and worse now everything stinks to high heavens!"
"Good!" he says. "We've unplugged your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing."
A man and his wife was sitting in the living room
Husband:Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
My grandparents think that I depend too much on technology.
They always talk about how much my generation depends on technology, and my grandfather always mentions it whenever I visit them, so then I replied, no, your generation depends too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support.
It's So Weird
**Even if I unplug everything, my house still sounds like tinnitus.**
Horseback riding gone wrong
Last weekend my daughters and I were going to the grocery store but on the way I spotted a chance to go horseback riding and couldn't pass it up. So I got on the horse and immediately it started trying to buck me off. I'm desperately yelling for help and flailing around but all the people passing by just looked at me funny while even my kids just looked away. I'm scared and I'm hitting the ground and just when I was thinking that I might die this gentleman wearing a Walmart vest stopped pushing carts, unplugged the horse, and saved my life
