Unpleasant Jokes
20 unpleasant jokes and hilarious unpleasant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unpleasant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Unpleasant Short Jokes
Short unpleasant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unpleasant humour may include short uncomfortable jokes also.
- I hope I never meet Frank Every time someone tries to be Frank with me they tell me something I don't want to hear. He must be pretty unpleasant.
- I met a girl in Thailand and when we went back to her place I had an unpleasant surprise... She was a woman.
- I went on a very unpleasant date with a Jewish grammarist the other day Now I think I'm anti-semantic.
- Children are a lot like farts you can normally tolerate your own but other people's are particularly unpleasant.
- It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water.
- What's the difference between a midget con-man and an unpleasant female track star? One is a cunning runt.
- You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's wrong with being drunk?
Why don't you ask a glass of water. - What did your very genteel attorney tell you about the Rather Rude Forest? "Of course, we wish to avoid any unpleasant trees."
- I mixed up my preparation H with toothpaste the other day... It was a very unpleasant experience, on the hole.
- I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise b**.... Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed.
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Unpleasant One Liners
Which unpleasant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unpleasant? I can suggest the ones about unwanted and unhappy.
- Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water.
- What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
- What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm? Da Rude Sandstorm
Howlingly Hilarious Unpleasant Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about unpleasant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inconvenient jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unpleasant pranks.
Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.
Now, we all know that Mahatma Gandhi didn't wear shoes when he walked, so he had rather large calluses on his feet. He also did not eat much, making him rather frail, and due to his diet, his breath was unpleasant, to say the least.
He was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
75 story hotel
Phil, Jim, and John were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a . After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear the elevators were broken, and they now had to climb 75 flights of stairs.
Phil said to Jim and John,"let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something more interesting. Hmm, I'll tell jokes the first 25 floors, Jim, you can sing songs the next 25 floors and John you can say your collection of sad stories."
The others agreed and they started the climb for their hotel room. At the 26th floor Phil stopped with his jokes and Jim started his songs. At the 51st floor songs stopped and John's sad stories started.
"I guess I'll begin with my saddest story first. I forgot the room key in the car."
(EDIT) FIXED THE GRAMMAR d**...
Running culture has gotten weird
Back in my day we wore running shoes and shorts and just tried our best, but I showed up to a 3K and all the people were in hoods and robes and they were all super unpleasant.
Having s**... with the terminator was quite unpleasant
He kept saying come with me if you want to live
What do you call a rude, obnoxious and unpleasant person that makes hors d'oeuvres?
An Amuse-d**...
