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Unplanned Jokes

5 unplanned jokes and hilarious unplanned puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unplanned that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article looks at unplanned pregnancy jokes, balancing attempts at humour with the importance of staying true to the serious nature of the subject. From bespoke quips to casual innuendos to the trademark coathanger fetishist, this article delves into the comedy and comedy-adjacent of an unplanned pregnancy.


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What is a good unplanned joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A child talking with his mom..

Child: mom, my friends told me that my birth was unplanned and that you and my dad didn't really want me as a son, is that true?
Mom: hey, don't call me "mom" in public....

How are car parks like unplanned pregnancies

Accidents happen when people don't pull out carefully.

I like my children how I like my essays.

Unplanned and poorly executed

In grammar school, most unplanned pregnancies happen early on

...before anyone knows how to use the colon.

What do they call an unplanned pregnancy in Germany?

A kinder surprise


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