uno Jokes

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A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *POOF*

He disappeared without a tres.

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A Mexican Magician...

...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three.

He began counting "Uno, dos..."

And he disappeared without a tres.

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A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3...

He says "uno... dos..." *poof*! and disappears without a tres.

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The Mexican Magician

A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, "uno, dos..." *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres.

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Why does nobody play Uno with Mexicans?

They always steal the green cards.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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A Mexican Magician...

A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three.

Uno... Dos... *poof*

He's disappeared...

Without a tres.

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A hispanic magician was performing a magic trick

The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!

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I saw a Spanish magician last night.. he said "uno, dos.."

And then he disappeared without a tres

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"Uno, dos..."

And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres.

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A Mexican magician tells his audience...

"I will disappear on the count of three."
He counts down.. "Uno... dos..."
And then he disappears, without a tres.

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A Spanish magician was showing a trick..

"For my next trick, I'll disappear into thin air. Uno, dos."

And he vanished without a tres!

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A Mexican performs a magic trick.

He tells the audience he'll disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!

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I'm never playing uno with Mexicans again.

They take all the green cards.

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A Mexican magician came up to me and said "I can disappear in 3 seconds"

"uno"

"dos"

...

he disappeared without a tres.

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A spanish magician ...

A spanish magician gets on stage and says "I will disappear in 3 seconds." He counts: "Uno, Dos." And he disappeared without a tres.

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A Spanish magician is at a party

He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, "uno, dos," POOF.

He disappeared without a tres.

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A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3

"Uno, Dos..." *poof*



He disappeared without a tres

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A Spanish magician told the crowd he'll make himself vanish on the count of 3. He goes "Uno, dos...

And *Poof*..... He disappeared without a tres.

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There was a mexican magician...

...Who said "On the count of three, I will vanish!"

And so he counted, "Uno... Dos..."

And then he vanished, without a tres.

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A Mexican magician said he'd vanish on the count of three

The magician started: "uno, dos-" and poof!
He disappeared without a tres.

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A Mexican magician once counted...

Uno, dos and vanished without a tres.

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Why do Mexicans suck at playing Uno?

They always keep all the green cards

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A Mexican magician said he was going to do a magic trick.

"Uno, dos..." *poof* he disappeared without a tres.

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A Spanish magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3

He says uno, dos... then POOF, he disappears without a tres

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There was once a great Mexican Magician...

There was once a great Mexican Magician. He was world-renowned for his incredible feats. His most famous act, though, was his vanishing act. He would count;
uno
dos
and suddenly he would disappear without a tres.

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Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three

He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.

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A Mexican magician tells a crowd he's going to disappear on the count of three...

He begins the countdown. "Uno, dos..." then, poof! He disappeared without a tres.

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Just played Uno with my Mexican co-workers...

...they stole all the green cards.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician?

He told his audience that he'd disappear on the count of 3. He counted "Uno! Dos!"... And disappeared without a tres.

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A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three... He says, "Uno, Dos..." and poof, he's gone.

He disappeared without a tres.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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I went to see a Spanish magician

I went to see a Spanish magician and he told the crowd that he could make himself disappear on the count of three.

He started counting.

"Uno! Dos!"

And then he was gone. Without a tres.

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A magician tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says "uno... Dos..." And then vanishes.





He disappeared without a tres.

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Did you hear about the Spanish speaking magician?

He counted from uno to dos and disappeared without a tres.

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What are the most funny Uno jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Uno? Well, here are the best Uno dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Uno pick up lines to share with friends.

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