Unnecessary Jokes
37 unnecessary jokes and hilarious unnecessary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unnecessary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Unnecessary Short Jokes
Short unnecessary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unnecessary humour may include short needless jokes also.
- Punctuation Matters! I was walking past a farm and a sign said:
"Duck, Eggs"
I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me." - I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, Eggs" I said: "That's an unnecessary comma" - and then it hit me!
- Women are so ungrateful... When I cook dinner for a woman, hearing "who are you" and "how did you get in my house" is so unnecessary.
- Modern cars are always bloated with unnecessary add ons I mean, who needs turn signals on a BMW.
- I was walking by a farm when I noticed a sign that said "Duck, eggs." I remember thinking, that's an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me
- I was arguing with a vegan for bringing beef brisket in a potluck party, not knowing everyone else attending the party is also vegan. It was an unnecessary beef about an unnecessary beef
- "Art is the elimination of the unnecessary" -Pablo picasso "Sure thing Pablo, but must people just call me the janitor" - Art
- Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now. Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.
- Why does Trump think the food stamps program is unnecessary? Because he's constantly providing us with low hanging fruit.
- "If you can't think of an eleven letter word that means 'not needed', I'm going to keep you behind after school for one hour," my teacher told me. I said, "That's unnecessary."
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Unnecessary One Liners
Which unnecessary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unnecessary? I can suggest the ones about useless and pointless.
- Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money? They're a non-prophet organization
- I don't run with scissors. The last 2 words in that sentence were unnecessary.
- My doctor told me to avoid any unnecessary stress So I didn't open his bills
- I got rid of 300 unnecessary lbs after 6 months. The divorce papers are finalized today.
- Using the word 'superfluous' Get over yourself, it's just unnecessary.
- When is a bread not kneaded? When it's unnecessary
- I never run with scissors Those last two words were unnecessary
- Love is like a country song ... it's unnecessary
- I don't get the push to get rid of the penny It's unnecessary change
- Real men don't cry…tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body.
- Why do cops like donuts? They already come with unnecessary holes in them.
- What are women on the executive board? Beautiful but unnecessary.
- why did the pacifist stay away from cows? To avoid unnecessary beef.
- I saw the most unnecessary roundabout the other day... ...it was literally pointless
- In the era of spellcheck dictionaries are an unnecessary c**....
Silly & Ridiculous Unnecessary Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about unnecessary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean redundant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unnecessary pranks.
School dances this year are going to be like Fortnite lobbies...
Lots of s**... dance moves and unnecessary shooting
s**... with my wife is like the England World Cup squad
neither of us know why we're there or what we're doing, there's little passion or communication and we rarely even make it past the first stage.
It's often accompanied by lots of unnecessary noise, horrible dribbling and never a clean sheet.
It's always over far too quickly and when it does end we know it'll be at least another 4 years before it happens again.
How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
Unnecessary Arrests
The other day, a police officer was walking through the park. He saw two kids. One of the kids was eating fireworks. The other was drinking battery acid. The officer immediately arrested both kids and brought them to the station. When they got there, the officer's superior told him to let one of the kids off and charge the other one.
There once was a poet named Stan...
...whose limericks never would scan.
When told this was so,
He'd reply, "yes, I know,
But you see, the thing is, I seem to have gone and gotten myself into this really rather ridiculous habit recently of always trying to cram as many completely unnecessary additional syllables into the last line as I possibly can!"
Burial dilemma.
Husband & wife went to Jerusalem and the Wife died there.
Priest: "Sending her body home would cost you $5,000.... but... burial here at this holy city would cost just $100".
Man:"I'll take the body home!!!"
Priest:"Why the costly option? You must really love your wife a lot"
Man: "Nothing like that Father.. Just that Jesus was buried here and came alive on the 3rd day. Why take unnecessary risk!!!
