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The Funniest Unluckiest Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good unluckiest joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Who was the unluckiest person in Soviet Russia?

Yuri Gagarin. He circled the earth 3 times but still ended up in Russia.

The Unluckiest Guy in the world

A huge guy is drinking in a bar with his friend, when suddenly he sees a dude who looks really depressed. He looks at his friend and goes, 'You see the guy that seems to be having a really bad day? Well I'm gonna make his day even worse'. So he walks up to the dude and drinks the glass that was in front of him. The dude suddenly breaks into tears and starts crying hysterically. So the guy is surprised and tries to calm him down: ' Dude relax! I was just messing with you. I'll buy another drink'. The dude wipes off his tears and goes, 'I just had the worst day of my life. My car broke down on my way to work so I had to take a cab. I forgot my briefcase in the cab and cost my company millions of dollars. They fired me and I owe them their millions. When I got back from work, I found my wife in bed with my best friend. After all that I decided to end my life with a glass of poison, and you didn't even let me do that!'

Did you hear about the unluckiest man in the world?

He just lost the "unluckiest man in the world" contest.

Did you hear about the unluckiest man in the world?

He went to DFS and they're wasn't a sale on.

Unluckiest man alive on a plane c**...

There is a cursed man on a burning plane and there are only 2 parachutes left for 3 people.Not being able to decide who is going to be left behind he comes up with an idea.He selects a random person among the passengers and asks to the other 2 people "if you know how many b**... me and this guy have in total I am going to stay in the plane so you can get the parachute".They laugh and agree, then they proceed to say 4.He laughs and unzips to show them he only has 1 ball.After a moment of silence the other guy also unzips to show his 3 b**... hanging.


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