Unlock Jokes
59 unlock jokes and hilarious unlock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unlock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Unlock Short Jokes
Short unlock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unlock humour may include short open jokes also.
- If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
- EA's microtransaction policy is so bad that... [This punchline is locked. Please pay 20,000 credits to unlock]
- EA have been hit by ransomware and need to pay up to $7,000,000 hacker claim they want EA to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment when they finally unlock their information
- A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button He had to pay in order to use additional features
- If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone bashing EA . . . I still wouldn't have enough to unlock everything in Battlefront 2
- How many EA employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Unlock the punchline now for just 7.99!]
- When my girlfriend says, "Unlock your phone. I need to check something." I just look at her crazy. I don't even let my wife do that.
- iPhone X has face recognition... so girls aren't gonna be able to unlock their phones when they take their makeup off
- If you are having trouble unlocking your front door, take out your wallet and arrange all the bills in mathematical order. Because organizing your finances is key.
- At the wedding Priest: Will you love & honor her?
Groom: I will
[Bride whispers to priest]
Priest: And leave your phone unlocked?
Groom: I'm out.
Share These Unlock Jokes With Friends
Unlock One Liners
Which unlock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unlock? I can suggest the ones about access and reveal.
- What colour can unlock a car? Khaki
- EA Walks into a bar Pay 80$ to unlock the rest of the joke.
- What do Apple and EA have in common? Unlock the punchline now for just $99
- I have a joke about EA but you have to pay me to unlock it.
- How do you unlock a door made of dough With a cookey
- How do you know you've satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs.
- The best joke about EA is gonna cost you $50 to unlock.
- What do you call a drunk person trying to unlock their car? An Uber.
- How do you unlock a toilet? A Doo-key.
- 2016 is on such a high kill streak I'm worried for when it's going to unlock nukes
- What did Darth Vader tell Luke? Luke, I am your [Unlock Content for 20000 Credits].
- Hey Siri, teach me Kung Fu! Neo, you need to unlock your iPhone first.
- Pride and accomplishment? The only thing I felt after unlocking Darth Vader was..
- EA Pay $4.99* to unlock this punchline.
*tax not included - how do you unlock a door on Thanksgiving? with tur-keys
Lock Unlock Jokes
Here is a list of funny lock unlock jokes and even better lock unlock puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today... I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!
- A newlywed couple is returning home after their wedding. The husband can't get the key into the lock to unlock his door. The wife sneers and says, "Well, that's a nice start"
Unlock Phone Jokes
Here is a list of funny unlock phone jokes and even better unlock phone puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I set up my thumbprint to unlock my phone It doesn't work all the time though, I just can't put my finger on it.
- I was setting up a voice recognition software for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
- Why couldn't Mario unlock his phone? Because he had a Nokia.
Gather Around for Fun Unlock Jokes and Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about unlock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean escape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unlock pranks.
A Blond walks into a gas station...
and asks the employee: "I locked my keys in the car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
Ten minutes later a trucker comes in and can't stop laughing. So the employee asks him why he is laughing. The trucker says: "There is a Blond who tries to open her car with a coat hanger!" The employee: "So what? This could happen to anyone." Trucker: "Sure, but usually there isn't another Blond in the car who yells: a little more right / a little more left! "
The locked car...
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" His reply: "I know. I already got that side."
A man is sitting at the doctor's office
As he is doing this, he playfully rotates the wedding ring on his finger. An older gentleman across from him beckons and whispers "Son, there ain't no combination that's gonna unlock that thing".
So the FBI paid professional hackers to unlock the shooter's iPhone.
But whenever I pay hackers to unlock an iPhone, I'm "too insecure to be in a relationship".
Two blondes are locked out of their car...
The first blonde is trying to unlock the car using a coat hanger. The second says to the first "hurry up! It looks like it's going to rain and the top's down!"
A man returns home from a night out at the bar and is quite inebriated
He is trying to get into his house but can't seem to get the keys into the keyhole.
Meanwhile, a stranger passes by and asks the man if he can help him unlock his door.
The man replies, "No, you just hold the house steady and I'll insert the keys."
The new way of asking for someone to unlock their IPhone would be,
"Hey look at me for a second"
A spy is in a Russian interrogation room
Russian: Don't hit his face too hard, we still need to unlock his iPhone!
For $60 you can have Thanksgiving at EA headquarters.
For another $2000 they'll unlock the whole buffet.
Did you know Tinder has different difficulties?
Here's how to unlock Tinder's different difficulties.
Easy mode: be a white girl
Intermediate mode: be a white guy
Hard mode: be anything else
God mode: be an Asian male
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Its getting a lot easier to un-lock phones these days
Now that they've added f**... recognition you don't need to lift a finger!
A blonde walked into a gas station...
A blonde walked into a gas station and told the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door."
"Why, sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially for that."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice. "No, no, a little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
You're locked in a car with only a hammer, how do you get out?
>!You unlock the car.!< >!f**...' idiot.!<
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be s**...! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code...
...they'd even know my birth year!
A man decided to march in the holy crusades...
Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. What's wrong?' he asks.
You gave me the wrong key!
My dad unlocked a whole new level of joke
He opens the camera app, and screenshot it instead of taking a picture
