Unlicensed Jokes
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What is a good unlicensed joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man on fire
A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand. He doesn't notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a cigarette. His arm instantly catches on fire. The man sticks his arm out the window and begins to wave it around attempting to blow out the flames crawling up his sleeve. A policeman sees the man struggling with his arm on fire and arrests him on the spot for an unlicensed firearm.
An American patriot with amputated arms decides to replace them.
He obtains a pair of grizzly bear arms from a black market, and attaches them on his own, with the help of a friend.
He is arrested for contribution to animal cruelty and performing medical procedures unlicensed.
When taken to court, he gives a speech defending his right to bear arms.
TIL of a Nine Inch Nails and Tool collaboration project that never made it to the studio because of union issues
It was called Unlicensed Carpentry
Did you hear about guy who was performing unlicensed circumcisions?
He got busted after the police received a tip off.
What's good about airport security?
Free prostate exam from an unlicensed physician......
Unlicensed Proctologists
I heard on the news that some med school dropouts end up practicing proctology illegally. It's certainly frowned upon, but inevitably some unqualified professionals end up slipping through the cracks.
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