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Two men and a woman are shipwrecked on an island...
Eventually the men start to feel the calling of being a man and respectably ask the woman if they would be able to unleash their urges. The woman agrees and they proceed to do the job. This goes on for a couple of months and the woman takes turns with each of them whenever they feel their call. Eventually the woman dies and the men dispair. A few weeks go by and they decide to have s**.... Again, this goes on for a couple more weeks and one day one man turns to the other "this really isn't right." The other one responds "You're right, we should bury the body."
God gathered a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim...
... and told them:
-I am tired of mankind's sins! In two weeks I'll unleash a great flood that will kill all humanity!
The Christian said:
-We have only two weeks to appease Him!
The Muslim said:
-We have only two weeks to change our ways!
The Jew said:
-We have only two weeks to learn how to breathe underwater!
Nothing unleashes your potential like ...
Jumping off a high building... m.g.h to be exact ...
I know I sound like a conspiracy theorists but I just discovered the government has already designed the Pi variant
They will unleash it March 14 at exactly 1:59 AM.
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