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Short unknown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unknown humour may include short anonymous jokes also.

  1. Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slide in the after life.
  2. An unknown number called me, sneezed and coughed a few times and then hung up. I'm getting tired of all these cold calls.
  3. Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, an unknown assailant threw soy sauce all over me. Whoever it is sure knows how to Kikkoman when he's down.
  4. My wife suddenly started wearing a chastity belt for reasons unknown I can't quite put my finger in it
  5. "An unknown plight" or "the shortest and worse joke i know" Pedophiles have trouble fitting in.
  6. I received a text message from an unknown number "I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"
    ... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now
  7. A fool does last what a wise man does first. -unknown Looks like my chances of getting laid improve dramatically the older I get. Sweet!
  8. What do they call Player Unknown Battlegrounds in France? Fortnite battle royale, with cheese
  9. Yesterday, three unknown men attacked our fellow citizen in the park and burnt all his documents. Now, there are four unknown men.
  10. I want to discover an unknown species of animal and call it the peeve. That way, I could adopt one, and it'd be my pet peeve.

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Which unknown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unknown? I can suggest the ones about unfinished and invisible.

  1. What do you call an unknown baker? John Dough
  2. "I'm going to be famous one day" -Unknown
  3. How To Scare Someone Who's Afraid Of The Unknown >!Boo!<
  4. Author Unknown "A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense."
  5. A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... The details are sketchy
  6. A local artist was arrested for unknown reasons... details are sketchy.
  7. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than be shot by an unknown assailant.
  8. What name do you call an overweight unknown man? John Dough
  9. How many unknown solar systems are there? If we knew they wouldn't be unknown.
  10. There's this guy named Unknown I hear he comes up with a lot of good quotes.
  11. Friend: Hey Ed, an unknown old man called you. Ed: A boomerang?
  12. Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown? Because there's No Cure for Cancer
  13. I thought we all knew Anthony Bourdain But I guess some parts were unknown.
  14. Al-gebra is a mysterious organization. There are lots of unknowns...
  15. How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown.

Unknown joke, How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

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Hilarious Unknown Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

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Lost Shakespearean Soliloquy

Scholars have found an heretofore unknown piece of Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor" thought to be an homage to Aristophanes' "Lysistrata." It is a short speech by a s**... frustrated squire named Fullstaff.

Mathematician joke.

A chemist and a physicist are lost in an unknown area. They see someone and decide to ask for help. "Excuse me, but can you tell us where we are?", asks the chemist. "Sure, you are here", replied the man and leaves. "That man is a mathematician", the chemist tells the physicist, "how do you know?", "What he told us is true and makes sense, but it is useless."

Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting?

It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came.

Have you heard about that new david beckham film called "Into The Unknown"?

It's about his visit to a library.

Whenever I feel depressed in life. ..

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail inbox...
I find: 1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox

I find:
* 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
* I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
* 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
* 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
* Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
* 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
* And Approx 40-50 mails from different girls who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse.

The cause of the injury unknown, but the officer suspects foal play.

Valve time slower than thought

Researchers have calculated that it takes longer than expected for radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years to pass through valves. Reason unknown.

A baby horse is found injured.

The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal play is suspected.

Wife is in hospital with unknown condition

So she asks her husband to go to her doctor and find out how bad is it.
'Well, her condition is very strange. Basically, you'll have to have s**... with her at least once a day or she will die' doctor sais.
Husband nods and goes back to his wife.
'Honey, what did the doctor say? ' wife is anxious to find out.
'He said you're going to die soon'...

Once in a lifetime opportunity…

Unknown: Define once in a lifetime opportunity.
Unknown: A mosquito, landing on your wife's face.

Obscene Caller

A woman answered a call from an unknown number.
"Hello," said the obscene caller, as he breathed heavily, "if you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
Listen honey," drawled the lady, "if you can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested"

My history teacher told me a joke about WW2 today...

If you have unknown troops in front of you and you want to find out who they are, fire a few rounds in their direction.
If you are met with precision machine gun fire, they're German.
If you are met by a volley of precision rifle fire, they are British.
If they surrender, they're Italian.
If there is a mass wave of infantry and tanks, they're Russian.
If there is a bayonet and sword charge, they're Japanese.
If everything is quiet for a minute or two, and suddenly you are in the middle of a massive artillery barrage and air strikes, they are American.

Reminded of a variation of the Bee Pee joke

As we all know the majority of bees (Around 99 out of 100), when they need the toilet, always go to the BP station. The last for some unknown reason goes to the Esso Station.
Ah Well, I guess there's always one s**...in every crowd

A Prince was visiting a small, unknown village wearing a fancy hat made from the hair of a fox...

The villagers asked the Prince, "That is a magnificent hat you have, what made you decide to wear it?"
"Well", said the Prince, "I was telling the Queen about my plan to visit your small village and she replied, 'Wear the fox hat?' And that's why I'm wearing it today"

Understanding Women

A FATHER SAYS TO HIS SON :
"MY BOY, WHEN YOU ACCUMULATE THE UNDERSTANDING OF WHY A PIZZA IS BAKED ROUND,
PUT IN A SQUARE BOX , EATEN IN TRIANGLES, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN. "
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An unknown number calls a man at work.

He immediately hangs up without saying anything.

His boss watches him do this and asks, "Why did you hang up?"

The man answers, "I didn't know the number".

His boss, seething with rage, shouts "CALL THEM BACK RIGHT NOW".

The man complied and calls them back, saying, "911, what's your emergency?"

Zelensky recieves a call from an unknown number (a joke)

Anon: Sir, I have a clear shot at putin. How much will you pay me for successful elimination?
Zelensky: 1 million dollas for not killing putin.
The man shocked at the response, asks for a reason for this.
Zelensky: No way the next guy they put in is going to be this incompetent

Two scientists are working together

Both have different projects to work on.
1st scientist saw 1 unknown chemical. Curiously, he asked,"Bro, what and whose chemical is this?"
2nd scientist replied, "Bromine"

Scientists have today discovered that dark matter actually does not exist.

The source of the unknown mass in the galaxy was never dark matter, but the result of a calculation mistake.
The scientists admit that they forgot to include your mother in the calculations, and therefor the last (approximately) 80% of the mass in the Milky Way has finally been discovered.

Unknown joke, Scientists have today discovered that dark matter actually does not exist.

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