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I'm a screenwriter and I just signed an amazing 2-year deal with the parent company of Universal Pictures!
I'm going to be getting the basic cable plus HBO.
Young man goes off to university
A young man goes off to university in a town several hours drive from where his parents live. Two months later, he write to his folks. The letter reads, "Dear Mom and Dad, I'm having a great time! I've enclosed a picture, as you can see I've grown a nice goatee! Don't I look like a Count?"
The father says to his wife, "Well that's upsetting. We spend all this money sending him to school, and he can't even spell."
They said I'd never make it as a screenwriter, but I just signed a multi-year deal with the parent company of Universal Pictures!
Looks like I'm going with the basic cable plus HBO Max.
Miss Columbia, Hillary Clinton, and La La Land won Miss Universe, the U.S. Presidency, and Best Picture.
In theory.
There was a child who was absolutely obsessed with tractors
He had tractor wallpaper, model tractors, pictures of tractors.. everything was about tractors for him.
However, as he grew older his love for tractors faded.
He went to university, married a girl and they had kids.
One day he came home and his house was on fire and his family were trapped inside!
He ran to the front door, took a deep breath and s**... all of the flames into his mouth.
Sobbing, his wife came out with the children and screamed 'HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT?'
He replied, calmly 'It's easy. I'm an ex-tractor fan.'
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