Unit Test Jokes
12 unit test jokes and hilarious unit test puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unit test that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Unit Test Short Jokes
Short unit test jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unit test humour may include short test jokes also.
- As the United States reopens, the federal government has issued a rapid coronavirus test that's just 25 cents. Heads is positive. Tails is negative.
- Student doing test: The unit of power equivalent to 1 joule per second is called the [....] Friend leans over: Watt is the answer
Student: I don't know, I've been trying to figure it out - Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?
- Whenever I Do Bad In A Test... I remind myself that I am more intelligent than the president of the United States of America.
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Unit Test One Liners
Which unit test one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unit test? I can suggest the ones about theory test and math test.
- I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to c**... one of my viruses.
Unit Test Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about unit test you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean driver test jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unit test pranks.
trump challenged Tillerson to an IQ test, and there was only one question on the test...
If the President of the United States and the President of the US v**... Islands are in an elevator, how many people are in the elevator?
English Football joke.
A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a
breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card which says 'this man
is asthmatic please do not take his breath.'
So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then
pulls out another card which read 'this man is anemic, please
do not take his blood'. Finally the police, getting p**... off asks
him to take a u**... test, finally the man pulled out his
Manchester United season ticket which read 'this man is a
Manchester United fan, please do not take the p**....
(Edit works with other teams as well.)
The aliens sent down a robot to earth.
The aliens claimed that this robot can catch thieves very fast!
They united nations sent the robot to Canada and in just a few seconds, the robot caught all the thieves in Canada.
Amazed, the united nations sent the robot to America.
The it the robot a bit longer but after 15 mins, the robot return with all the thief in America.
Even more amazed, the united nations test the robot one more time. They brought it to the Philippines.
One minute after landing in the Philippines, the robot got stolen.
Topical Jokes for 6/17
(For best results, imagine these in the voice of your favorite talk show host)
In Michigan, a man was arrested after he tried to toss a football filled with drugs into a prison. Prison guards knew something was wrong when they heard 700 inmates shouting, I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!
The United States announced they've arrested the mastermind of the 2012 attack in Benghazi. When Republicans heard the news, they said, Oh great! They caught Hillary Clinton! .
Coca Cola is testing a new, low-calorie version of Coke in a green can called Coca Cola Life. The original formula of Coke in the red can will be rebranded as Coca Cola Death.
The FBI and the Blonde
The year is 2001, and it's post-9/11. The United States is devastated for the tragic event that happened in their country and wants to increase their security. In result, the FBI agrees with recruiting agents in the general public.
A blonde hears about this and signs up for FBI. She enters the room and their is a man in a black suit sitting on one side of the table. The blonde sits down. The FBI agent says:
"In this test, you be given a picture of a man. I will show you this for 5 seconds and you must describe everything that you remember of this man."
The agent pulls out a picture. It's a picture of the side of a man's face. He puts the picture down.
"What do you remember?" said the FBI agent
"Well... that man had one eye!" said the blonde
"No no no!" the FBI agent yelled frustrated. "Lets try this again.
The FBI agent pulls out the SAME picture of the man. Then puts it away.
"Now what do you remember?" he said.
The blonde thought for a while then said.
"Um... that man had one ear!"
"No no no! Wrong! I'll give you one last try"
The FBI agent pulls out the SAME picture of the man again.
"NOW what did you see?" said the FBI agent
"Um... That man wears contacts!" said the blonde.
"Uh.. What?"
The FBI agent pulled out a piece of paper and examined it for 10 minutes.
"Wow! He does wear contacts! I never knew that! How did you know?"
"Well with one eye and one ear, you can't wear glasses, duh!"
A policeman sees a car weaving all over the road and hits his flashing lights.
He walks up to the driver's window and sees a good looking woman behind the wheel.
There is a strong smell liquor on her breath.
He says, "I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."
She blows up the balloon and he walks it back to his patrol unit.
After a couple of minutes, he returns to her car and says,
"It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones."
She replies, "You mean it shows that, too?"