Unionize Jokes
5 unionize jokes and hilarious unionize puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unionize that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Unionize Jokes With Friends
Hilarious Unionize Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What is a good unionize joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How can you tell a chemist from a plumber without seeing them?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
A plumber would say- 'you-niun-ized' ,whereas a chemist would say- 'un-ayon-ized'.
My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce unionized
A man goes before Saint Peter...
Saint Peter asks 'Where were you born?'
The man thinks for a moment and says 'Austria-Hungary, Lemberg.'
'Where did you go to school?'
'Poland, Lwow.'
'Where were you married?'
'The Ukrainian S.S.R., Lviv.'
Surprised, Saint Peter asks 'Where was your first child born?'
'In the German r**....'
'And where did you die?'
'At home in Lvov, in the Soviet Union.'
Astonished, Saint Peter shouts 'My, you moved around a lot!'
'What are you talking about? I never left the city!'
Jeff Bezos only got divorced because
he realized his marriage was a union.
With the UK leaving the EU, the union has some free space.
Exactly 1GB
Share These Unionize Jokes With Friends