The Best 11 Union Worker Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Union Worker jokes. There are some union worker serviette jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these union worker boss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Union Worker Jokes and Puns

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An auto worker storms into his union leader's office. "I have a really pesky booger in my nostril, and management won't get us anymore tissue boxes!!" he shouts.

The union manager calmly responds: "Maybe you should picket."

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a chemical factory worker?

Write down the word *'unionized'* and ask them to pronounce it.

How many union workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter.

They're all on break.

*I'll show myself out*

Union Worker joke, How many union workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a construction worker?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

A CEO, a union worker and a tea party member sit down at a table ...

The union worker sets out a dozen cookies he baked.
The CEO grabs them all and tells the tea partier that the union member stole his cookie.


Easiest way to tell a scientist from a construction worker?

Have them pronounce unionize.

How do you tell a chemist from a syndicated worker?

You ask them to read "unionize" aloud.

Union Worker joke, How do you tell a chemist from a syndicated worker?

Today the carousel workers union has voted

to go on rotating strikes.

Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama?

It's called the union worker
You'll over pay
It never works
And you can't fire it

How many union workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, that's not my job.

What do you call a union of lion workers?

An all-lions.

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