Unintentionally Jokes
9 unintentionally jokes and hilarious unintentionally puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unintentionally that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A man was on a plane...
A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said "Would you like some headphones?" To which the man replied "Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
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Why did the fan blow itself?
Because it was turned on!
Unintentional joke from a 2 and a half year old:
Oh no, I'm falling in the sink!
I'm sinking!
An unintentional dad joke from my 5 yr old son…
Yesterday, my son found a set of Hotel Transylvania stuffed toys at a children's consignment event. He squealed and was jumping up and down, he was so excited. But then all of a sudden he got a dejected look on his face. One is missing, he said. I asked what he meant. I don't see the invisible man.
Even after we discussed it, he kept insisting they could have at least included the glasses.
How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration?
**The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a g**... negligent manner. **
Taken to town by my 6 year old
Hey all,
I thought I would share a wholesome yet hilarious jab at me my daughter unintentionally made last night.
I honestly can't remember what joke I made last night but it's one that we would all make. akin to the kid comes up and days I'm hungry joke. I chuckle to myself.
My 6 year old responds
Daughter: Mom, is Dad still learning to tell jokes?
Wife: No sweetie why do you ask?
Daughter deadpan face and tone: Because that wasn't funny.
Crude Dental Work (In Australian)
Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'
Do you know the story of how the death of Pinocchio came to be?
He was m**... and unintentionally set himself ablaze.
How did Pinocchio die?
He was m**... and unintentionally set himself ablaze.
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