The Best 27 Unicycle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Unicycle jokes. There are some unicycle handlebars jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these unicycle bmx puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Unicycle Jokes and Puns

If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop....

You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Unicycle joke, How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

I'm so bad at riding my unicycle

It's impossible to get a handle on it...

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire


The unicycler took a break

He was so tired

My dad is so good on his bike that...

He can wheelie on a uni-cycle.

Unicycle joke, My dad is so good on his bike that...

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

A Bicycle and a Unicycle walk into a bar...

A bicycle and a unicycle are thirsty so they walk into a bar. The unicycle says, "AAAAAAAAAAHH." The bicycle asks the unicycle what's wrong and the unicycle says

"I'm sorry Greg, I just can't handle bars"

I just learned how to ride a unicycle.

Im freaking bomb at wheelies.

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What kind of outfit does a unicycle wear?

Attire.

Popsicle sticks can be surprisingly funny.

What does a man riding a bicycle and a unicycle have in common?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between a man wearing pajamas on a bicycle and a guy wearing a tuxedo on a unicycle

Attire

Unicycle joke, What's the difference between a man wearing pajamas on a bicycle and a guy wearing a tuxedo on a uni

Why couldn't the old bike stay upright?

It was *two-tired.*

An oldy, but a goody, I hope you can *handle* it.

Changing *gears*, I *spoke* at a fancy unicycle conference and you know what's different there? *Attire.*

I'm just *pedaling* for upvotes.

I rode my unicycle to the bank today. They told me I have outstanding balance.

I'm not exactly sure how to take it.

What's the difference between a poorly-dress man on a bicycle, and a well dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Actually wait, there's two differences.

Attire, and a tire.


Why do you have to dress so nicely when riding a unicycle?

Because attire is the most important thing about a unicycle

Many believe that Unicyclers have a healthier body than the average person. I agree..

After all, they maintain a balanced diet.

I decided on riding my unicycle to work from now on

Because whenever I rode my bike I was always two tired when I got to work

whats the difference between a...

whats the difference between a man in a suit riding a bicycle and a man in gym clothes riding a unicycle?

Attire

What's the similarity between smartly dressed people and a unicycle?

A-tire.

Whats the difference between a badly dressed man on a bicycle and a posh dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

I've got a unicycle that's great in the snow

It has all wheel drive

Clothes make the man (Joke from my nephew)

What's the difference between a sharp-dressed fellow on a bicycle and a raggedy looking guy on a unicycle?

Attire.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the unicycle tire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working unicycle guatemala piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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