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37 unicycle jokes and hilarious unicycle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unicycle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Unicycle Short Jokes

Short unicycle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unicycle humour may include short bicycle jokes also.

  1. What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire
  2. What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
  3. What's the difference between a man wearing pajamas on a bicycle and a guy wearing a tuxedo on a unicycle Attire
  4. What's the difference between a poorly-dress man on a bicycle, and a well dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
    Actually wait, there's two differences.
    Attire, and a tire.
  5. Whats the difference between a badly dressed man on a bicycle and a posh dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
  6. What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle? Attire.
  7. What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire
  8. My gf told me that I act like a clown It was so unexpected and upsetting I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle.
  9. Your sister asked me to bring her something hard to ride on. I don't know why she got so mad, a unicycle is pretty hard to ride.
  10. Why do you have to dress so nicely when riding a unicycle? Because attire is the most important thing about a unicycle

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Unicycle One Liners

Which unicycle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unicycle? I can suggest the ones about tricycle and bike ride.

  1. I've got a unicycle that's great in the snow It has all wheel drive
  2. Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired.
  3. What do you call a donkey on a unicycle? A wheel-burro.
  4. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
  5. The unicycler took a break He was so tired
  6. How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
  7. What does a man riding a bicycle and a unicycle have in common? Attire.
  8. What's the similarity between smartly dressed people and a unicycle? A-tire.
  9. My dad is so good on his bike that... He can wheelie on a uni-cycle.
  10. I'm so bad at riding my unicycle It's impossible to get a handle on it...
  11. I just learned how to ride a unicycle. Im freaking bomb at wheelies.
  12. Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
  13. What clothing does a mentally challenged man on a unicycle wear? A unitard!
  14. Unicycles are my favorite mode of transportation. Because they always do wheelies.
  15. What's the hardest thing to do on a bicycle? Ride a unicycle.

Unicycle joke, What's the hardest thing to do on a bicycle?

Hilarious Fun Unicycle Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about unicycle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bike jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unicycle pranks.

If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop....

You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.

Why couldn't the old bike stay upright?

It was *two-tired.*
An oldy, but a goody, I hope you can *handle* it.
Changing *gears*, I *spoke* at a fancy unicycle conference and you know what's different there? *Attire.*
I'm just *pedaling* for upvotes.

I rode my unicycle to the bank today. They told me I have outstanding balance.

I'm not exactly sure how to take it.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a slob on a unicycle?

A wheel and attire.

Clothes make the man (Joke from my nephew)

What's the difference between a sharp-dressed fellow on a bicycle and a raggedy looking guy on a unicycle?
Attire.

A Bicycle and a Unicycle walk into a bar...

A bicycle and a unicycle are thirsty so they walk into a bar. The unicycle says, "AAAAAAAAAAHH." The bicycle asks the unicycle what's wrong and the unicycle says
"I'm sorry Greg, I just can't handle bars"

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Unicycle joke, The unicycler took a break