Unhurt Jokes
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Comedy Unhurt Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good unhurt joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A priest was driving at night
When he saw a car in the oncoming g lane swerving wildly all across the road. The priest had to swerve himself to not get hit and ended up hitting the ditch and rolling his car into the nearby field. Fortunately, he was unhurt, just a little shaken, and climbed out of the wreckage.
The car he was swerving from stops and backs up, and a clearly drunk man climbs out.
"Are you okay?" asks the drunk.
"Yes," says the priest. "The Lord was with me."
"Well you better let him ride with me," says the drunk. "You're gonna kill him!"
One day, two carrots were walking down the street...
They were the best of friends.
Just as they started to step off the curb, a car came speeding around the corner and ran one of them over.
The unhurt carrot called an ambulance and helped his friend as best he could.
He was rushed away and taken to the emergecy room at the hospital.
After many hours of agonized waiting, the doctor came out.
He slowly walked over to the distraught carrot and said "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that for the rest of his life, he's going to be a vegetable."
Did you hear Bruce Jenner was in a car accident?
He was unhurt but his t**... was damaged.
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