unholy Jokes

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What did the Swiss Catholic say to the American Catholic?

Your cheese is unholy.


I went to church today

The pastor said there are only two types of pussy. Holy and unholy.

I had to give my own sermon on the mound.


Three nuns decided to quit...

so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?"
The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours."
So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said to the first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?"
The nun said "I stole a kid's bike."
The mother replied, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water.
When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.
The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?"
The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!"
The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."
The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?"

The third nun calmly said, "I pissed in the holy water"


You remind me of a pig...

...Because i want to do unholy things to you.


What do you call a dirty atheist?

An unholy mess!


Why did the danish catch fire when he stepped inside the church?

Because he was unholy.


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