Unhealthy Jokes

Funniest Unhealthy Short Jokes

Short unhealthy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unhealthy humour may include short harmful jokes also.

1. My girlfriend left me because of my unhealthy obsession with USSR memorabilia... She said there were too many red flags!
2. My wife says she's leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker. I think she's bluffing.
3. Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.
4. My girlfriend broke up with me, saying I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll see about that...
5. I was arrested for having an unhealthy attraction to large amounts of data They're calling me a petaphile
6. My therapist said my hyper-independence was unhealthy. I then realised I didn't need a therapist.
7. A lot of people are talking about how unhealthy bagels are for you, and how there are so many better breakfast options. It's a real schmear campaign.
8. Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing overly intricate shopping malls? He had a complex complex complex.
9. I could never be a sugar daddy I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.
10. What separates having a healthy interest in the English language from an unhealthy obsession is... addictionary.

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Unhealthy One Liners

Which unhealthy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unhealthy? I can suggest the ones about unstable and unhappy.

1. I have an unhealthy addiction to WW2 Naval vessels I warship them
2. People think staying awake all weekend is unhealthy ...but really, sleep is for the week
3. My dad and I Have an unhealthy obsession with denim, I think it's in my jeans.
4. My doctor told me I have an unhealthy obsession with iPads. So he gave me some tablets.
5. Math problems with typos are so unhealthy They never workout
6. Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter.
7. I like my food like I like my coping mechanisms. Extremely unhealthy.
8. Why is it bad to eat unhealthy snacks while queue'd up? Because the line will gain wait.
9. Vaccine for Dementia Eat lots of unhealthy food, do lots of drugs, drink and drive
10. What do you call a fat guy with an unhealthy interest in his mother? Adipose Rex.
11. Why were the n**...'s so unhealthy? Instead of a food pyramid, they had a Reichtangle
12. You're so unhealthy... ...your doctor suggested you schedule a **dis**appointment

Unhealthy Obsession Jokes

Here is a list of funny unhealthy obsession jokes and even better unhealthy obsession puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but, after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern.

Unhealthy Food Jokes

Here is a list of funny unhealthy food jokes and even better unhealthy food puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I like my country like I like my county fairs. Full of unhealthy food and run by scary carnies.

Rib-Tickling Unhealthy Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about unhealthy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unpleasant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unhealthy pranks.