Unhealthy Jokes
44 unhealthy jokes and hilarious unhealthy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unhealthy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From the U.S. to Europe, unhealthy jokes about food are on the rise. This article examines the reasons why people are drawn to unhealthy food and how to make healthier choices. It also examines the psychological barriers that can keep us from choosing the healthiest options, and innovative strategies to overcome them. Discover how to choose biotics over fast food and the real price of the “unhealthy joke”.
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Funniest Unhealthy Short Jokes
Short unhealthy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unhealthy humour may include short harmful jokes also.
- My girlfriend left me because of my unhealthy obsession with USSR memorabilia... She said there were too many red flags!
- My wife says she's leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker. I think she's bluffing.
- Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.
- My girlfriend broke up with me, saying I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll see about that...
- I was arrested for having an unhealthy attraction to large amounts of data They're calling me a petaphile
- Dark humor is like food... I indulged in an unhealthy amount of it today, and now i want to kill myself.
- My therapist said my hyper-independence was unhealthy. I then realised I didn't need a therapist.
- A lot of people are talking about how unhealthy bagels are for you, and how there are so many better breakfast options. It's a real schmear campaign.
- Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing overly intricate shopping malls? He had a complex complex complex.
- I could never be a sugar daddy I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.
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Unhealthy One Liners
Which unhealthy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unhealthy? I can suggest the ones about healthier and unstable.
- Why is Tumblr so unhealthy? It's full of trans fats.
- My therapist said I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll see about that.
- I have an unhealthy addiction to WW2 Naval vessels I warship them
- What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick.
- People think staying awake all weekend is unhealthy ...but really, sleep is for the week
- What do you call a fat guy with an unhealthy interest in his mother? Adipose Rex.
- My dad and I Have an unhealthy obsession with denim, I think it's in my jeans.
- My doctor told me I have an unhealthy obsession with iPads. So he gave me some tablets.
- Math problems with typos are so unhealthy They never workout
- Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter.
- I like my food like I like my coping mechanisms. Extremely unhealthy.
- Why is it bad to eat unhealthy snacks while queue'd up? Because the line will gain wait.
- I heard trans fats were unhealthy Lucky for Caitlyn Jenner she's not fat.
- Vaccine for Dementia Eat lots of unhealthy food, do lots of drugs, drink and drive
- Why were the n**...'s so unhealthy? Instead of a food pyramid, they had a Reichtangle
Unhealthy Obsession Jokes
Here is a list of funny unhealthy obsession jokes and even better unhealthy obsession puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What separates having a healthy interest in the English language from an unhealthy obsession is... addictionary.
- I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but, after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern.
Unhealthy Food Jokes
Here is a list of funny unhealthy food jokes and even better unhealthy food puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I like my country like I like my county fairs. Full of unhealthy food and run by scary carnies.
Rib-Tickling Unhealthy Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about unhealthy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unhappy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unhealthy pranks.
A girl is fed up with her boyfriend's unhealthy obsession with detective movies, and wants to break up with him.
"This is too much. We really should split up."
"Good idea, we can cover more ground that way."
I have an unhealthy s**... attraction towards figures in Greek mythology ever since
I laid my eyes on Medusa. Been rock hard ever since.
My doctor told me I really needed to stop m**....
I was pretty baffled. "I didn't know it was unhealthy! What's it going to hurt?"
He seemed a little stunned that I was stunned. "Look it's not that it's unhealthy; it's that I'm trying to examine you right now."
I had this girl call me a snack, you know, in a s**... way
Little did she know how close she was to reality. I mean, I'm unhealthy, consumed quickly and people look for me when they're sad, lonely or bored.
An American was talking to a Japanese friend on why he wouldn't eat french fries and hamburgers...
The Japanese friend said: "In Japan normally we don't eat a lot of unhealthy stuff because it'll make us fat".
The American said: "Why do you care about being fat?"
The Japanese friend said: "You don't want to know what happened last time when we had a fat man in Japan..."
Women say I have commitment issues because of my unhealthy relationship with my father
But I still talk to my dad all the time, our s**... life has never been better.
A man dies in an accident
He never drank, nor smoked. He never had s**... and never indulged in anything unhealthy.
The Life Insurance Company refused the claim on the note that 'How can someone have died if he had never lived in the first place?'
Yo mama so fat
>!We're genuinely worried about her. That kind of lifestyle is unhealthy. You should encourage her to walk more and lay off the Ben&j**...'s.!<
