When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.
Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
They planet.
[Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]
...all the little nuances of what kind of jokes are funny or unfunny get father and father away.
but even though its funny, it's also unfunny at the same time.
They are all about delivery.
Stan has trying to make a program that can not only understand humour, but make original jokes.
After a year of neural network testing and months of creating the perfect algorithm, he runs the program for the first time.
Unfortunately all the program comes up with is stale, unfunny jokes that would get people booed off stage.
In dismay, he opens the program to try and fix bugs but five minutes into the search and he bursts out laughing.
He sent an email to every programmer he knew; he had to inform them of his program's sentience. He ended the essay of an email with a closing note.
"Looks like the real joke is in the comments"
but it would be both funny and unfunny, simultaneously.
"Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"
all the free boos they could ask for
So when Reader's Digest held an unfunny joke/pun contest (in which they offered to pay any pun-tender $100 for each submitted 'joke' they published), my dad submitted 10 hoping that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Nobody knows, she stole the punchline.
He tried ten times to make the audience laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil!
Broken pencil who?
Broken pen... ah never mind, this joke has no point!
Yeah that wasn't very funny.
I found it.
Found what?
The point!
Chickpeas don't get reposted every single friggin day you unfunny bastards.
Just got back from Puerto Rico and I'm still unfunny.
I find holocaust jokes unfunny, my grandfather died in a concentration camp - he fell from a guardtower.
...so contrived and unfunny, that a mob forms around me brandishing flaming torches and pitchforks.
It happens frequently enough that I've devised a getaway technique for just this type of occasion...I run to the top of the nearest hill, curl up in a ball and throw myself down the other side at a high enough speed to make good my escape. It's unorthodox, I know, but it's just how I roll...
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