Unfunny Jokes
26 unfunny jokes and hilarious unfunny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unfunny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short unfunny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unfunny humour may include short hilarious jokes also.
- I don't care what anyone says, Amy Schumer is extremely talented. I mean who else can steal jokes from others, and still remain remarkably unfunny.
- How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
[Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(] - When you become a dad... ...all the little nuances of what kind of jokes are funny or unfunny get father and father away.
- I was going to tell a joke about quantum mechanics but even though its funny, it's also unfunny at the same time.
- Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery.
- 10 years ago people used to think I am unfunny but now they think I am unfunny, antisocial and, broke.
- I would make a pun about quantum entanglement... but it would be both funny and unfunny, simultaneously.
- I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. "Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"
- Neil Armstrong used to enjoy telling unfunny jokes about the moon.
When nobody laughed he paused and said, "I guess you had to be there." - Did you ever hear about the un-funny clown? He tried ten times to make the audience laugh, but no pun in ten did.
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Unfunny One Liners
Which unfunny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unfunny? I can suggest the ones about funnier and world funniest.
- What do anti-vax kids and unfunny jokes have in common? They both die in new.
- An unfunny joke. What do you get when you switch the setup and punch line?
- Alcoholics should become unfunny comedians all the free boos they could ask for
- Why is Amy Schumer so unfunny? Nobody knows, she stole the punchline.
- You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt.
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What funny jokes about unfunny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean humorous jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unfunny pranks.
A joke is like a frog..
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.
Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
When i was a kid, you could go into a store with a dollar and walk out with a soda, 4 candy bars, chips, and some gum...
But now, they have security cameras everywhere
[not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
My dad was always obsessed with puns
So when Reader's Digest held an unfunny joke/pun contest (in which they offered to pay any pun-tender $100 for each submitted 'joke' they published), my dad submitted 10 hoping that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Wanna hear an unfunny knock knock joke?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil!
Broken pencil who?
Broken pen... ah never mind, this joke has no point!
Yeah that wasn't very funny.
I found it.
Found what?
The point!
Jokes where they wake up are unfunny and unoriginal, so I made my own joke up
And then I fell alseep
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Chickpeas don't get reposted every single friggin day you unfunny b**....
People say comedy comes from a sad place...
Just got back from Puerto Rico and I'm still unfunny.
