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A cowboy walks into a saloon

A cowboy walks into a saloon as he's passing through town. As he sits down with his drink he notices a few rough looking locals at a table staring and pointing at him and looking generally unfriendly. He finishes his drink, and not wanting any trouble he decides he'd better get back on the road again. He walks out and notices that his horse is no longer tied to the hitch, so he turns around and heads back into the bar. All of the guys at the table are snickering and laughing and staring at him again.

The cowboy loudly says "I'm gonna grab another drink and I'm gonna sit here and drink it, and when I'm done my horse is gonna be back on that hitch out there. And if it's not on the hitch out there when I'm done I'm gonna have to do what I did back in Texas. And I don't want to have to do what I did back in Texas."

The place falls silent and a couple of locals slink out the back door. He finishes is drink, and sure enough his his horse is back on the hitch. He hops on it, and starts trotting down the road. The bartender walks out into the road and says "Hey Mister! What did you have to do back in Texas?"

The cowboy stops his horse, and looks at him.

"I walked home."


3 explorers are lost in the amazon...

...and are found by tribe known to be unfriendly to outsiders. The 3 explorers are bound and brought before the chief. The great chief, with the whole village watching, declares the explorers each have a choice... Death! or Bulla Bulla! The first explorer looks at the other two and says, "well, nothing can be worse than death, I'll take Bulla Bulla.." The whole village cheers and the first explorer is then stripped down, tied to a tree, and every man in the village screws his ass. As the first explorer is nearly unconscious from pain and moaning on the ground, the second explorer is faced with a grave decision. He says, "well, death looks like a good option, but he's still alive and I want to get out of this somehow, I guess I'll take Bulla Bulla." The whole village cheers even louder, and the second explorer is stripped, tied to a tree, and every man gets to screw his ass, only this time, they can last even longer cause they just had the first explorer. This long and painful event finally comes to end, and the 1st and 2nd explorers are lying in a heap, looking like they'll never walk again. The third guy is like, holy crap, screw that, I'll take death over that level of pain any day, just end it chief. The Chief smiles, looks out at the expectant crowd and says, "Death....

...by Bulla Bulla!!"

I'm sure there's many variations to this one, just heard one the other day, enjoy!


I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day.

Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming.


Two Missionaries...

Two missionaries were ascending a hill in an expedition to convert the hostile unreached jungle inhabitants.

Since very few had ever returned alive from the unfriendly summit very little was known. The two agreed that the best way to win them over was with gifts from their food provisions.

They reached a pass where only one was able to ascend at a time. As the first man cleared the pass, he was immediately set upon by the natives. They took his large pack, pulled the large bunch of bananas out, and distributed them amongst themselves.

The natives began a strange ritual that involved shoving the bananas into their rectums and dancing about in a manner similar to the Māori Haka.

At first, the missionary was horrified by what he saw but he started to giggle and then broke into an hysterical cackle.

The dancings stopped and the leader said, "Why you laugh?"

The missionary said, "my friend is coming with pineapples!"


Why is fashion for prostitutes so unfriendly?

Because it's ho-stile.


What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist


What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog?

A cunt.


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