Unfinished Jokes
32 unfinished jokes and hilarious unfinished puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unfinished that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Unfinished Short Jokes
Short unfinished jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unfinished humour may include short completed jokes also.
- TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE ADD: 1) Easily distracted
2) Frequently lose your train of thought 3) Unfinished projects - What does EA truly stand for? Early Access because all of their games are rushed and unfinished.
- There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who can resist completing unfinished sentences in their minds and those...
- Steam is having a sale right now on Finnish games. Next week they'll go back to selling unfinished games.
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Unfinished One Liners
Which unfinished one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unfinished? I can suggest the ones about empty and failed.
- The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people
- TIL Titles with unfinished sentences ...are hard to resist.
- The Department of Unfinished Statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10.
- You call it an unfinished window, I call it a draft.
- I created a website for unfinished t's, i's, and j's. crossand.me
- I'm easy to please I'm a simple man. All I need is unfinished jokes, and
- I don't always leave my sentences unfinished But when I do,
- What do they call those Mayan pyramids with the flat top? Unfinished.
- There are two things I hate more than bad traffic... ...unfinished jokes and people who
- A True 5/7 Each day is a gift
like this unfinished haiku - What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete.
- What do you call an unfinished Tennis match? Wimble-not-don :D
- Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished.
- What do you call an unfinished b**...? A bluejob.
Witty Unfinished Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about unfinished you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blank jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unfinished pranks.
After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to "Go forth and multiply!"...
The ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, who stayed behind.
When Noah asked them why, they replied, "We can't multiply. We're adders."
Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom.
And he saw that it was good.
The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even adders could multiply on a log table.
A grave digger...
A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.
The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.
The grave digger hits the coffin.
The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.
The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"
Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."
Snakes can't multiply!
After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to "Go forth and multiply".
The ark quickly emptied except for two small snakes, who stayed behind.
When Noah why, they replied - we can't multiply, we are adders.
Noah immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom.
The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and placed them on it. Noah and snakes both knew that even adders could multiply on a log table.
