Unfair Jokes
75 unfair jokes and hilarious unfair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unfair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short unfair jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unfair humour may include short unacceptable jokes also.
- Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump. But I guess comparing apples to orange is unfair.
- It is unfair how for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes $0.78... Because then the man is left with only $0.22...
- As an American, I see a lot of jokes here saying that America is the dumbest country. It's ridiculous and unfair.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country. - For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
- Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family.
- My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?
- My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly. "Which one?" I replied, "Chris Jr, or the girl one?"
- People who do fossil hunting already have an unfair advantage The fossils are already dead
- After I did a Rorschach test, the therapist said I was a pervert. That's unfair. He's the one with the dirty pictures.
- My parents are very unfair... they scolded me for something I didn't even do! My homework.
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Unfair One Liners
Which unfair one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unfair? I can suggest the ones about unlawful and dishonest.
- My girlfriend said I'm terrible in bed But it's unfair to make a conclusion in 17 seconds
- Why is twelve an unfair number? Because it's two against one
- My mom is forcing me out and it's totally unfair... I've only lived here for 9 months
- What's unfair? Someone stealing a letter from the carnival sign.
- I think I'm being unfair to short girls I always look down on them.
- They just got rid of the head of the funfair. That's unfair.
- What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair.
- 12 Angry Men is very unfair It's 2 against 1
- It's really unfair We shouldn't discriminate against fats for being trans.
- Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?
- Why is a hemiola unfair? Because it's three against two.
- Playing rock paper scissors on Easter is pretty unfair Rock always loses.
- Why is 21 unfair? it's 2 against 1
- What do you call a pepper that plays unfair? A pepper-cheaty.
- They have an unfair share of the Ibrium! We demand equilibrium!
Comical Unfair Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about unfair you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unrealistic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unfair pranks.
A minister and a lawyer at the pearly gates.
A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, (to the lawyer) the keys to our finest p**... suit."
"This is unfair!" cried the minister.
"Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've seen."
TIL that curling used to be coed...
But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.
"I have married a ton of women but not once have I ever had s**.... It's unfair!" a man complained in a bar.
"well," said the bartender, "what were you expecting, Father Peter?"
Sorry... dad joke.
Women say it's unfair that men get more attractive as we get older.
It's usually because we hit bottom really hard and bounce back up.
Four guys in a BMW found a parking place.
But as they approached some old guy took it. They all left the car, planning to beat that guy. Then he says:
'That's unfair. There are four of you and I'm alone and I'm old. '
'Well, OK. Two of us will join you.'
That's three agains two now.
You're right... Go home grandpa, we'll handle this without you.
My girlfriend studies law:
Me - What you reading?
Her - The Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977.
Me - Oh that's cool, anything about our relationship in there?
I didn't get any that night.
Why did the Canadian meteorologists lose to the American meteorologists in basketball?
Because it was unfair in height
My daughter memorised multiplication tables up to 11, but refuses to do 12 , says it's unfair
It's two against one
What's the difference between Steve Jobs and Donald Trump?
A good many things, but it's a little unfair to compare Apples to oranges.
I recently took a trip to Germany where I paid to take a tour of a concentration camp.
Seems unfair since other people got in for free.
A lawyer died at 40 and reached pearly gates
He complained to St. Peter "It is unfair! Why I had to die at young age. I was just 40".
St. Peter Replied "We decided to count billable hours. According to that you are 90."
Little Johnny can't be punished
Little Johnny asks the teacher, Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?
Mrs Roberts is shocked, Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!
Little Johnny is relieved, OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework.
Tim Cook could be a way better president than Trump.
But really, comparing apples to oranges just seems so unfair.
The author of what's been described as the world's worst thesaurus has dismissed the comments.
He's described the comments as unfair, unfair and unfair.
It's so unfair that McDonalds turned their logo into a W for women's day
It's not like it they made it an M on men's day.
Theresa May to put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK. I think this is unfair...
They should be allowed to wear what they like.
Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered s**... harassment.
But when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £2.50/min (charges may vary).
I was thrown out the cinema for bringing my own food
That's completely unfair. The food their is so expensive and I've haven't had a barbecue in ages
Did you hear about the viruses who started their own in-cell movement?
They think it's unfair that plants and animals have their own immune systems.
A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious t**... in town to "persuade" them to close. Terrified, they did so - thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Why did the political theory class think their teacher was being unfair?
He gave the whole class the same Marx
One day, Hot Dog Bun Boy came home from school...
His mother saw him come in looking pretty glum and asked, "What's the matter Hot Dog Bun Boy? Did something happen?"
Hot Dog Bun Boy replied, "I was in my history class and it's so frustrating that there are no lessons at all about Hot Dog Buns like us! It's so unfair!"
The mother came up to Hot Dog Bun Boy and gave him a consoling hug. She then said, "I know son, it's not fair. But in the end, history is written by the wieners."
They say that Republicans no longer embody the Christian values they preach...
That's a little unfair if you ask me. They follow the golden rule perfectly. Whoever has the gold, rules.
I got thrown out of the amputee club for having all of my limbs
In my opinion that was an unfair dismemberment
Dad: Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners.
Me: *slowly takes down his confederate flag*
Why is it unfair to compare Trump to h**...?
h**... started with nothing. Trump got a million bucks from his dad.
We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition.
No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a nascar.
Donald Trump announced that he wants to put a cap on immigrants in the near future.
That seems unfair. They should be allowed to wear whatever they want.
Unfair , girls get over 400 likes when they show a little n**... on facebook
When I showed a little head I only got banned
Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.
You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.
My son thinks it's unfair that he has to wait 24 more days until Christmas...
I told him "yeah? Try waiting for the Avengers 4 trailer then..."
I'd say it's unfair that kids born into antivax families have to grow up believing that kind of stupidity is okay...
...but that problem sorta solves itself after the first few years, doesn't it...?
My son wasn't allowed on the rollercoaster because he wasn't big enough. How unfair is that!
.... making a two-year-old watch their dad go on it alone.
My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed
I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute
The comparisons between Trump and h**... are a bit unfair...
...h**... actually achieved his goals.
How much English can you speak
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
Breaking News: Supreme court has ruled that basic intelligence tests for Election voting is Discriminatory.
The judge said that it is unfair to block all Republicans from voting.
I was unfairly fired from the zoo
What was I meant to do? There were signs everywhere saying 'don't feed the animals'
I don't like to eat anything labeled "reformed ham"
As I think it is unfair that the pigs are slaughtered after they've got their lives back on track.
A lot of people have compared Trump to h**..., but this is totally unfair.
h**... had the decency to admit defeat.
A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds
A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious t**... in town to "persuade" them to close. Terrified, they did so - thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
My wife keeps complaining how unfair it is that I played no part in the birth of our daughter...
when I feel like I in fact played the *semenal* role
A thief was expelled from music school.
It was a bit unfair, all he was doing was taking notes.
