The Best 44 Unfair Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Unfair jokes. There are some unfair arbitrary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these unfair initiative puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Unfair Jokes and Puns

Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump.

But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.

A minister and a lawyer at the pearly gates.

A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.

"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, (to the lawyer) the keys to our finest penthouse suit."

"This is unfair!" cried the minister.

"Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've seen."

TIL that curling used to be coed...

But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.

Unfair joke, TIL that curling used to be coed...

Why is twelve an unfair number?

Because it's two against one

Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage.

He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family.


"I have married a ton of women but not once have I ever had sex. It's unfair!" a man complained in a bar.

"well," said the bartender, "what were you expecting, Father Peter?"

Sorry... dad joke.

Women say it's unfair that men get more attractive as we get older.

It's usually because we hit bottom really hard and bounce back up.

Unfair joke, Women say it's unfair that men get more attractive as we get older.

My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means.

Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?

Four guys in a BMW found a parking place.

But as they approached some old guy took it. They all left the car, planning to beat that guy. Then he says:

'That's unfair. There are four of you and I'm alone and I'm old. '

'Well, OK. Two of us will join you.'

That's three agains two now.

You're right... Go home grandpa, we'll handle this without you.

My girlfriend studies law:

Me - What you reading?

Her - The Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977.

Me - Oh that's cool, anything about our relationship in there?

I didn't get any that night.

It is unfair how for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes $0.78...

Because then the man is left with only $0.22...

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What's the difference between Steve Jobs and Donald Trump?

A good many things, but it's a little unfair to compare Apples to oranges.

A lawyer died at 40 and reached pearly gates

He complained to St. Peter "It is unfair! Why I had to die at young age. I was just 40".

St. Peter Replied "We decided to count billable hours. According to that you are 90."

Little Johnny can't be punished

Little Johnny asks the teacher, Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?

Mrs Roberts is shocked, Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!

Little Johnny is relieved, OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework.

What's unfair?

Someone stealing a letter from the carnival sign.

The author of what's been described as the world's worst thesaurus has dismissed the comments.

He's described the comments as unfair, unfair and unfair.

Unfair joke, The author of what's been described as  the world's worst thesaurus  has dismissed the comments.

It's so unfair that McDonalds turned their logo into a W for women's day

It's not like it they made it an M on men's day.

Theresa May to put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK. I think this is unfair...

They should be allowed to wear what they like.

Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.

But when a woman talks dirty to a man it's Β£2.50/min (charges may vary).


Why did the political theory class think their teacher was being unfair?

He gave the whole class the same Marx

One day, Hot Dog Bun Boy came home from school...

His mother saw him come in looking pretty glum and asked, "What's the matter Hot Dog Bun Boy? Did something happen?"

Hot Dog Bun Boy replied, "I was in my history class and it's so frustrating that there are no lessons at all about Hot Dog Buns like us! It's so unfair!"

The mother came up to Hot Dog Bun Boy and gave him a consoling hug. She then said, "I know son, it's not fair. But in the end, history is written by the wieners."

They say that Republicans no longer embody the Christian values they preach...

That's a little unfair if you ask me. They follow the golden rule perfectly. Whoever has the gold, rules.

I got thrown out of the amputee club for having all of my limbs

In my opinion that was an unfair dismemberment

Dad: Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners.

Me: *slowly takes down his confederate flag*

Why is it unfair to compare Trump to Hitler?

Hitler started with nothing. Trump got a million bucks from his dad.

We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition.

No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a Nascar.

Donald Trump announced that he wants to put a cap on immigrants in the near future.

That seems unfair. They should be allowed to wear whatever they want.

Unfair , girls get over 400 likes when they show a little nipple on facebook

When I showed a little head I only got banned

Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.

You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.

I think I'm being unfair to short girls

I always look down on them.

I'd say it's unfair that kids born into antivax families have to grow up believing that kind of stupidity is okay...

...but that problem sorta solves itself after the first few years, doesn't it...?

My son wasn't allowed on the rollercoaster because he wasn't big enough. How unfair is that!

.... making a two-year-old watch their dad go on it alone.

As an American, I see a lot of jokes here saying that America is the dumbest country.

It's ridiculous and unfair.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country.

My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed

I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute

The comparisons between Trump and Hitler are a bit unfair...

...Hitler actually achieved his goals.

How much English can you speak

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client toγ€€be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew hisγ€€way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

Breaking News: Supreme court has ruled that basic intelligence tests for Election voting is Discriminatory.

The judge said that it is unfair to block all Republicans from voting.

I was unfairly fired from the zoo

What was I meant to do? There were signs everywhere saying 'don't feed the animals'

My girlfriend said I'm terrible in bed

But it's unfair to make a conclusion in 17 seconds

After I did a Rorschach test, the therapist said I was a pervert.

That's unfair. He's the one with the dirty pictures.

My parents are very unfair... they scolded me for something I didn't even do!

My homework.

For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair.

That only leaves the man with 30c.

My mom is forcing me out and it's totally unfair...

I've only lived here for 9 months

I don't like to eat anything labeled "reformed ham"

As I think it is unfair that the pigs are slaughtered after they've got their lives back on track.

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