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Short uneasy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uneasy humour may include short uncomfortable jokes also.

  1. The creative writing students all shifted a little uneasy as they realized they had clearly picked the wrong professor
  2. My daughter's skirt was getting a lot of attention as I walked her to the school gates, which made me very uneasy. If I'm being honest, I thought it really suited me.
  3. While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs.
  4. I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."
  5. The Whale was uneasy. "I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations" said the whale.
    "What gave you that idea?" queried the octopus.
    "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
  6. I'm not really sure I trust my nervous system. Something about it makes me...... uneasy...

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Uneasy joke, I'm not really sure I trust my nervous system.

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What funny jokes about uneasy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean anxious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make uneasy prank.

I woke up one night to someone knocking on my front door.

I felt uneasy, but I went and answered it anyway. When I opened the door, I looked around, and then spotted a shellfish on my welcome mat.
"Let me in", it cried, "I'm being chased by a bunch of wasps."
That was when I realized why I felt so uneasy.
This was the clam before the swarm.

Make me feel like a woman.

The captain of an airplane has just announced that the plane will run out of fuel and will be forced to make a c**... landing. He asks everyone to call their loved ones now as things are looking bleak. As the passengers become more and more uneasy a lady jumps up, rips off her shirt, and screams "Someone make me feel like a woman one last time!" A male passenger jumps up, rips off his shirt, and hands it to her along with an iron.

A doctor walked into a restaurant

While he's ordering, he noticed the waiter kept scratching his behind and felt uneasy. Wanting to help, he asked the waiter, "you got hemorrhoid?"
The waiter thought for a second and then asked the doctor, "can you please order from the menu?"

An medical forensics professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students.

Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's a**..., withdrew it, then licked his finger. Now you must do the same, he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
Second, the professor continued, you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's a**..., but licked my index finger?

After years of going to catholic church I've finally decided to seek other points of view on religion...

... After countless hours of study and understanding, I felt an uneasy feeling in my stomach.
Had I made a mistake? Had I crossed a benevolent God?
I had studied Judaism in Israel,
Buddhism in Tibet,
Even to indigenous areas of the globe to to better understand what it means to have a God.
After all of this, I found myself being discharged from an Indian hospital, surrounded by doctors and nurses, and I say
Am I dying ?
The head doctor replies
No, you were just Sikh for a few days .

What is Reunion ?

Reunion is when Akhil gets up in the morning and tells his wife he is going to work.
Instead he goes to his neighbour Paul's wife to make love to her.
Her husband Paul comes and knocks on the door.
Akhil goes under the bed.
Paul enters the bedroom.
Feeling uneasy, the wife excuses herself to go to market to buy food items.
Paul takes advantage of the wife's absence to call Akhil's wife.
Akhil's wife quickly arrives and they make love.
Suddenly Paul's wife who had excused herself to go to the market turned back halfway forgetting the list of food items at home and knocks on the door.
Akhil Is Still Under The Bed.
Akhil's wife rushes to hide under the bed.
This Is REUNION

Uneasy joke, What is Reunion ?

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The impact of these uneasy jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.