Undeuxtrois Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

So there are two Cats...

The first cats name is one-two-three and the second cats name is un-deux-trois, both cats try to cross the river, which cat got across first?

The one-two-three cat, because the un-deux-trois cat sank

The English Cat and the French Cat

There were two cats. One was British and one was French. The name of the British cat was One-two-three and the name of the French cat was Un-deux-trois. They decided to have a race to see which cat could be the first to swim across the English Channel.

Obviously, the cat named One-two-three won. Why? Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.

French cat joke

Two cat's are trying to cross a river, ones name is Onetwothree and the others name is Undeuxtrois.
Why was Onetwothree the only survivor?
Because Undeuxtrois cat sank.

2 cats were racing across the English channel

An english cat named onetwothree, and a french cat name undeuxtrois.

Which cat won?

123 cat won because undeuxtroix quatre cinq

There are two cats: one-two-three and un-deux-trios. Which cat successfully crossed the river?

One-two-three crossed the river because Un-deux-trois cat sank.

What are the funniest undeuxtrois jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Undeuxtrois? Well, here are the best Undeuxtrois puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Undeuxtrois pick up lines to share with friends.

Joko Jokes