Underwater Jokes

Funniest Underwater Short Jokes

Short underwater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The underwater humour may include short under the sea jokes also.

1. SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym. It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
2. AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub.
3. When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the same situation... Almost died in Finding Nemo
4. I have a pen that can write underwater. Friend: Wow really?!
   Me: Yep. It can write other words, too.
5. What do you call a dog that is underwater? A sub-woofer!
   Thank you, I'll be here all day.
6. TIL that the U.S. almost declared war against Russia by thinking that an allied underwater warship on their radar belonged to Russia... Oops...wrong sub
7. I almost bought a pen because it wrote underwater, but the biggest selling point for me was... It wrote thousands of other words!
8. I got a job interview as an under-water welder.. Interviewer: so how would you describe yourself?
   Me : well I'd say i work well under pressure
9. Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables? They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.
10. Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof? It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Underwater One Liners

Which underwater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with underwater? I can suggest the ones about submerged and submarine.

1. What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? A subwoofer
2. I like my women like I like my tea. In a bag, underwater.
3. The Beatles all walk into an orange underwater vehicle Oops, wrong sub
4. What do you call an underwater group of canines? Sub-woofers.
5. What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that
6. tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub
7. My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level
8. It is a myth that you cannot breathe underwater You can breathe out, just not in.
9. An iguana can stay underwater for up to 28 minutes Or longer, if you don't mind it dying
10. What's the head of the underwater mafia called? The Codfather.
11. My friends tried to take me to an underwater tavern but I declined. I hate dive bars.
12. A Punny Punderwater Joke What do you call an underwater citrus?
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    Sublime.
13. Who do you call the underwater seaspy? James Pond
14. I'm sitting in an igloo… Guess I'm breathing underwater!
15. I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft. I just conduit.

Breath Underwater Jokes

Here is a list of funny breath underwater jokes and even better breath underwater puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I asked my brother how long he could hold his breath underwater for. I'm amazed. It's been three hours and he's still going.
• My friend held a bottle of water above his head, started counting and breathing heavily I asked him what he was doing and he said "practising breathing underwater"
• You hear about the Egyptian who insisted that he could breath underwater? He was forever in De-Nile
• I've just broken the British record for holding your breath underwater - 8 minutes 42 seconds. It all started when a little girl in the swimming pool shouted "That's him, Daddy, over there!"
• I can breathe underwater! I proclaimed with a glass of water on my head.
• Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
• What does people allergic to seafood have a hard time doing? Breathing underwater
• What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? Gil.

Underwater Sea Jokes

Here is a list of funny underwater sea jokes and even better underwater sea puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rising sea levels have lowered the value of my home. Now my mortgage is underwater.
• Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, they don't grow underwater and don't act as houses.

Underwater Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny underwater animal jokes and even better underwater animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
  A seahorse.
• What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
  Claws.

Hilarious Underwater Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about underwater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aquatic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make underwater pranks.