Undertaking Jokes
5 undertaking jokes and hilarious undertaking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about undertaking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Undertaking Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good undertaking joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A male snake charmer married a female undertaker..
Their bath towel read "Hiss" and "Hearse"
Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died?
At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...
An undertaker says to a bereaved husband
'When did you realise your wife was dead?'
'Well,' he replies, 'the s**... was the same but
the dishes just kept piling up...'
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The mourners looked on aghast as the coffin toppled out of the car.
"We'll have to rehearse that", said the undertaker.
Mr. Smith is on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law in Jerusalem
One day, his mother-in-law dies quite suddenly. An undertaker proposes to bury the deceased there in Jerusalem.
'No, thank you,' says Mr. Smith. 'I'd rather have the body shipped back to New York.'
'But why not?' asks the undertaker. 'Shipping a body is expensive, and I could organise a beautiful ceremony here...'
'Look, sir! We're talking about my mother-in-law... Two thousand years ago, they buried a young man here who was resurrected three days later; I'm not taking any chances!'
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