Underpants Jokes
49 underpants jokes and hilarious underpants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about underpants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your pants off with these hilarious Captain Underpants themed jokes! From one-liners to puns to whoopee cushions, there's a joke for every kind of underwear wearer. Get ready to giggle, snort, and guffaw! Make sure to wear your favourite trunks and trousers for this entertainment extravaganza.
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Funniest Underpants Short Jokes
Short underpants jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The underpants humour may include short underwear jokes also.
- Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants?
"What's up britches!"
What did the shoes say to the black underpants?
"Whassup my knickers?" - Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight The loser had to wear their underpants on the outside
- (Joke made-up by my 9 yrs old) If ordinary underwear are called under-pants and a storms underwear are called thunder-pants, what do you call a super heroes underwear? Wonder-pants!
- Ukrainian underpants Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fall out - How do you know if a woman is hot for you? When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
- I saw two movies this weekend. One was about a crazy person who fought crime in their underwear, and the other was Captain Underpants.
- As a child, I thought of my uncle as a superhero... Because I found him in my closet in only underpants
- Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants the doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts"
- One pair of underpants meets another in the washing machine "Hey there, long time no see, you been on vacation? You got tan!"
- A man has been arrested after trying to rob a bank using underpants as a mask The police managed to arrest him after a quick debriefing.
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Underpants One Liners
Which underpants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with underpants? I can suggest the ones about panties and wear underwear.
- Did you wear those underpants on your head? Briefly.
- Why should you never buy underpants made in Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout
- Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!
- What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls.
- Do you know why you shouldn't wear Ukrainian underpants? Chernobyl fall out.
- How fast can Captain Underpants travel? The speedoflight.
- What does Thor call his underpants Thunderwear
- Why don't birds were underpants? Because their peckers are on their faces.
- Why does Bill Clinton wear underpants? - To keep his ankles warm of course!
- What do you call Japanese underpants? Japanties
- What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother.
- What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips.
- Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout.
- Why did Hermoine's underpants have a Griffin-door? So that Ron's snake could slither in.
- What type of underpants do lawyers wear? Legal briefs.
Fun-Filled Underpants Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about underpants you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knickers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make underpants pranks.
My six year old daughter was watching me shave this morning..
"Why do you shave, daddy?" she enquired.
"Because mommy likes me with nice smooth skin." I explained.
"Does it hurt?" she asked.
"No, not at all." I said. "Unless I cut myself."
"And then do you put a Band Aid on?" She asked.
"No, I just stick a little piece of toilet paper on any cuts." I told her.
"But don't they just fall off?"
"No, sweetheart." I replied. "They're held in place when I put my underpants back on."
Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)
Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied Ya, well I sew women's underpants. He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.
Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied Diesel fitter. He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check.
After Sven and Ole collected their checks, they compared them outside. Ole's check was twice as much, which made Sven furious. He stormed back inside and asked to talk with a manager. He demanded to know why his check was half of what Ole's was. The manager told him, Well, you were a tailor, your friend Ole has a specialty in engine repair.
Sven's anger was boiling over. He loudly told them, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I sew the underpants and put them in a pile, Ole holds them up and says Ya, diesel fitter. What has that got to do with engines?
A FedEx guy knocks on the door....
A FedEx guy knocks on the door. A little kid answers, n**... except underpants, smoking a joint & holding half a bottle of Scotch.
FedEx guy says "Kid, is your mother home?"
The kid says "What do *you* think?"
An elderly man and his wife are in the doctors office
the doctor says to the man "I'm going to need a a u**... sample, a blood sample, and a stool sample."
the man turns to his wife "What did he say?, he needs what?"
the wife yells "Just give him your underpants."
Doctor, I keep hearing voices coming from my underpants ...
Oh, that's nothing to worry about, they're just talking b**...
An 80 year old man walks into the doctor's office
After the examination, the doctor says: "Sir, you have to give blood, f**..., u**... and if possible s**... for tests." The man replied: "Well, doctor, I'm in a bit of a hurry, will it be okay if I just left my underpants?"
A man has diarrhea at a gala dinner...
So he tells his wife: "I have diarrhea, but I couldn't make it to the toilet so I've put my underpants in your bag."
To which she responds: "I didn't bring my bag."
The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos.
Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs.
The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist."
"I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
Out of all garments
Underpants definitely got the s**... job.
