Underpants Jokes

49 underpants jokes and hilarious underpants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about underpants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh your pants off with these hilarious Captain Underpants themed jokes! From one-liners to puns to whoopee cushions, there's a joke for every kind of underwear wearer. Get ready to giggle, snort, and guffaw! Make sure to wear your favourite trunks and trousers for this entertainment extravaganza.

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Funniest Underpants Short Jokes

Short underpants jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The underpants humour may include short wear underwear jokes also.

Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants?
"What's up britches!"
What did the shoes say to the black underpants?
"Whassup my knickers?"
(Joke made-up by my 9 yrs old) If ordinary underwear are called under-pants and a storms underwear are called thunder-pants, what do you call a super heroes underwear? Wonder-pants!
I saw two movies this weekend. One was about a crazy person who fought crime in their underwear, and the other was Captain Underpants.
As a child, I thought of my uncle as a superhero... Because I found him in my closet in only underpants
One pair of underpants meets another in the washing machine "Hey there, long time no see, you been on vacation? You got tan!"
My new underpants fit like a glove. It's a shame, I was kind of hoping they'd fit like underpants so I wouldn't have to wear them om my hand and get all these stares....
Why should you not wear Russian underpants Why should you not wear Russian underpants... because Chernobyl Fallout
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Underpants One Liners

Which underpants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with underpants? I can suggest the ones about pajamas and boxer shorts.

Did you wear those underpants on your head? Briefly.
Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!
What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls.
How fast can Captain Underpants travel? The speedoflight.
What does Thor call his underpants Thunderwear
What do you call Japanese underpants? Japanties
What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother.
What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips.
Why did Hermoine's underpants have a Griffin-door? So that Ron's snake could slither in.
My underpants are like the band... Staind
What smells of mothballs? The underpants worn by male moths.
The day I chucked my underpants over my neighbours fence
What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out..
What underpants do English police wear? Knickers.
Out of all garments Underpants definitely got the s**... job.

Fun-Filled Underpants Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about underpants you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trousers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make underpants pranks.

My six year old daughter was watching me shave this morning..

"Why do you shave, daddy?" she enquired.
"Because mommy likes me with nice smooth skin." I explained.
"Does it hurt?" she asked.
"No, not at all." I said. "Unless I cut myself."
"And then do you put a Band Aid on?" She asked.
"No, I just stick a little piece of toilet paper on any cuts." I told her.
"But don't they just fall off?"
"No, sweetheart." I replied. "They're held in place when I put my underpants back on."

Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)

Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied Ya, well I sew women's underpants. He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.
Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied Diesel fitter. He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check.
After Sven and Ole collected their checks, they compared them outside. Ole's check was twice as much, which made Sven furious. He stormed back inside and asked to talk with a manager. He demanded to know why his check was half of what Ole's was. The manager told him, Well, you were a tailor, your friend Ole has a specialty in engine repair.
Sven's anger was boiling over. He loudly told them, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I sew the underpants and put them in a pile, Ole holds them up and says Ya, diesel fitter. What has that got to do with engines?