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  1. How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father.
  2. William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants.
  3. Beer Belly Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"
    My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself."
  4. A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes.
    When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?
  5. I saw graffiti in a bathroom that said: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I DID YOUR DAD!" Underneath someone replied:
    "Go home mom. You're drunk."
  6. I was Christmas shopping the other day and I saw a brass band, with dribble underneath all of their instruments Turns out it was the Salivation Army
  7. I had to take my Model S in for service yesterday. I could hear loud roars coming from underneath the car. Tesla said it was normal and coming from the Li- Ion battery.
  8. What did the owner of the mining rig say to his workers after they blasted the rock and found gold underneath? Wow this really blew up! Thanks for the gold!
  9. This one's for the D&D players. A human, an elf and a dragonborn walk into a bar. The gnome and halfling walk underneath perfectly fine.
  10. There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth;
    He didn't do it for pleasure,
    Excitement or leisure...
    He did it for the cheese underneath.

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Underneath One Liners

Which underneath one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with underneath? I can suggest the ones about underground and underwater.

  1. What do you call a dog underneath another dog? A sub-woofer
  2. As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.
  3. What's black underneath and white on top? Society.
  4. The best way to a man's heart... ...is to go underneath the ribs.
  5. What do you get when you sit underneath a cow? A pat on the head
  6. I like my women like I like my parking spaces Available, and underneath my car
  7. "Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?" "Underneath my buckin hat!"
  8. What's the integral of deez nuts? Your chin, because it's the area underneath.
  9. I got a ghost that loves to give blow jobs She's a freak UNDERNEATH the sheets!
  10. Why did the piece of chalk cross the road? There was treasure buried underneath.
  11. Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
  12. Why was Adele underneath a cow? So she could say "hello from the udder side"
  13. What is ironman underneath the suit? Stark n**....
  14. They're now growing m**... underneath the ocean I guess they'll call it..."sea-w**..."!

Underneath joke, They're now growing m**... underneath the ocean

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about underneath can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of underneath puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Underneath Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about underneath you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean downstairs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make underneath prank.

Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is French, the other Italian.
Every morning when the French guy gets on, he passes his fingers underneath his nose while sniffing and says "Aaahhh... Fifi!"
He does this every day, so the Italian guy says to him one morning, "Why do you do that and say 'Aaahhh... Fifi!'?"
The French man explaines that Fifi is his wife, and he fingers her every morning and it reminds him of her all day.
The next morning, the French guy gets on the trains and sniffs his fingers saying, "Fifi!"
Then the Italian guy gets on and runs his whole arm under his nose and says, "Aaahhh... Maria!"

On a men's bathroom wall, someone had hastily scrawled, "I slept with your mother."
Underneath it, another person had written, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.

What is kitty?

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."
"How did you know that?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

Three nuns were talking about their chores...

Three nuns were talking about their chores. The first nun says: "I was putting away father's laundry, when i found some pornographic magazines in his drawer!"
"So what did you do?" The second nun asks.
"I threw them away." The first nun replies.
The second nun scoffs and says she can top that. "When I was making father's bed, I found some condoms underneath his pillow!"
"So what did you do?" The first nun asks.
"I poked holes in all of them!" The second nun exclaims.
The third nun fainted.

Three old women were sitting on a park bench...

...all of a sudden, a man ran in front of them wearing a long overcoat. He opened up his coat, and he was wearing nothing underneath. The first woman had a s**.... The second woman had a s**.... The third one couldn't reach.

A penguin was driving along...

A penguin was driving along when he smelled something burning. He took his car to a mechanic to get it checked out. The mechanic said "It'll be about an hour" so the penguin went walking around town. He stopped at an ice cream parlor and ordered a cone. The penguin tried eating the ice cream, but made a mess because of his flippers. He went back to the mechanic who had just got under his car. The mechanic rolled out from underneath and said "looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replied "no, it's ice cream".

A young mother is cleaning her son Jimmy's room...

When she stumbles upon an s**... magazine underneath his pillow. She freaks out because young Jimmy is only 8 years old. She runs to her room where she meets her husband.
"Bill, look what I found underneath Jimmy's pillow! He's only 8, what should we do??!"
The husband eyes the magazine and ponders.
"...Well we can't s**... him."

The f**...

A man wearing a trench coat with nothing underneath goes walking through the park. He sees two little old ladies sitting on a bench, so he goes over and opens his trench coat with a flourish, revealing everything underneath. One of the ladies has a s**..., the other couldn't reach.

The other day, a frog jumped underneath my lawmower..

I guess he was trying to *kermit* s**....

Jose takes a trip to the USA

Jose just returned to Mexico and couldn't wait to me about his trip to the USA.
He said he went to a baseball game and sat in the outfield stands, directly underneath the flagpole. He said the game was great and all the Americans were so polite. Before the game stated, they turned to him and saluted him. Then they started singing to him, "Jose, can you see!"

The Mouse

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a c**.... His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"
His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."
Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

On a noticeboard in a men's room at a sports club: There will be no gambling here.

Someone had scribbled underneath: Wanna bet?

So three nuns are walking along when a guy with a trench coat steps up to them...

He opens his trench coat and is completely n**... underneath.
The first nun exclaims "Ohh my goodness" and has a s**....
The second nun yells "Well I never" and has a s**....
The third nun, well the third nun doesn't touch it at all.

How many people does it take to change a Clinton's lightbulb?

Two. One to stand on the desk and one to go underneath.

This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench

and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely n**... underneath. One of the nuns has a s**....
The other one couldn't reach

A monkey is watching a couple underneath a tree...

'What magic!' He exclaims, 'The banana doesn't finish even after so many bites!'

What do you call a police officer that stays in bed all day underneath the blankets?

An undercover cop!

Saw a sign that said "Watch for Children"

Standing underneath was a rather suspicious looking man holding a watch.

Why did the kid get in trouble for wearing a bed sheet ghost costume?

He wore a pointy hat underneath.

It's never EVER a good idea to f**... during a 69.

That's how they found me underneath their bed.

What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "

"You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"

"It's not who I am underneath...

... But it's what I do that defines me! " - Bruce Jenner
Oops... Wrong Bruce!

A man orders a drink..

**(Not sure if this has been posted here before. Had read it long before as a kid.)**
A man orders a drink but has to use the loo. To ensure nobody drinks his booze he places a note underneath the glass which reads "I spat in the drink".. He returns from the loo finding an another note for him.. "Me too!"

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing. He stood alone and sobbed uncontrollably, wishing that he could exchange all of his loot to get back the family and friends who all died long before him.
Unable to bear his sorrows for another lonely year, the old pirate kicked the stool out from underneath himself and smiled for the first time in years. He would see them again soon.

Which s**... position do you hate the most?

The one when I am on top, and nobody is underneath.

This is the Pig i was talking about.

A husband came home with a duck underneath his arm, and his wife greeted him at the door. The husband said "This is the Pig I was talking about." The wife was confused. Dear you are holding a duck. Which the husband replied that I wasnt talking to you.

After much debate, scientists are still to clarify what to call the underneath of an elephant.

It's just a huge grey area.

3 witch fugitives were cornered by police

The redhead yelled "AIR" and a gust of wind carried her to safety.
The brunette yelled "EARTH" and a tunnel to safety appeared underneath her.
The blonde yelled "FIRE" so the police did.

Two kids are bragging about how fast their dads are.

One kid says, My dad is so fast he can throw a football up and run underneath it and catch it!
The other kid, who's dad is a state worker says, My dad is so fast he gets off work at 5, and is home at 4:30!

Astrology joke

I've got a cousin who was born with a rare condition that renders him speechless, deaf, blind, immobile, and unable to talk. He mostly lies in bed in a hospital, and we feed him through tubes. But underneath all that, you can totally tell he's got that typical wacky Capricorn sense of humor.

Two scared dads

Two kids are arguing over whose father was the biggest scaredy cat. Tommy says, My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bead.
Peter replies, Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door.

Sad News.....

At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered.

MUM There's no way you're going out in this skirt, kiddo!

But mom, I've got great legs, why should I hide them?!
-
Because it's so short and your nuts are hanging out underneath!

The Biggest Coward

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest coward.
The first kid says," My dad is so scared that when a lightning strikes my dad slides underneath our bed."
The second kid goes," That's nothing, my dad is so scared, that when mummy works night shift, my dad sleeps with the woman next door."

I invented a new burger today. I call it the "i**... alien"

It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.
Served with a free side of ICE.

A donkey and his farmer were hauling some corn on an old road

when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the a**...'s fault asphalt has faults"

Here's a riddle for you:

A teenage boy walks underneath his school and meets a ghost and his pet snake. There's your Riddle.

A man named Albert Smith once wrote in a hotel visitors book his initials A.S.

Somebody wrote underneath two-thirds the truth

3 old ladies are in a park

Three elderly grey ladies are sitting on a bench feeding birds in the park. Suddenly, a man runs in front of them and whips open his trench coat, to reveal he's wearing nothing underneath!
Astonished at the exposure the first Lady has a s**.... The second Lady has a s**....
And
Sadly
the third old lady couldn't quite reach.

A Scottish lass inquired to a man wearing a kilt "Is it true what that say about what's underneath a man's kilt?"

"Place your hand beneath and see for yourself' replied he. She obliged and cried out "Sir, that's gruesome!" He said "If you place your hand back again, you'll find it's gruesome more!"

Watch out for those St. Patrick's Day scammers

Just had a guy try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.
Obviously a sham rock.

I tucked my son into bed...

When I'm about to leave, he looked up at me and said, "Daddy, check for monsters under the bed." Amused, I look underneath for him and see him, another him, shaking under the bed, and he whispers: "Daddy, there's someone on my bed."
Then I grounded the twin because it's a bad joke.

There was an old man from O'keefe

Who could pull back his f**... with his teeth.
It wasn't for pleasure,
He spent thus his leisure,
But to get at the cheese underneath.

Tried to tranlate a joke

After bridge collapsed man decided to cross the river. While he cross something grabbed his b**... and voice came out from underneath plus two or minus two? Man had no idea what was going on and said plus two . After he passed he realized he has four b**... now. When he was coming back he thought if that b**... asks me again I will say minus two , and started crossing. That thing grabbed his b**... again and voice came out plus four or minus four? .

Irish Shoelace

I've just seen p**... in the local newsagent and one of his shoelaces was undone, so I said, watch out you don't trip up over your laces, p**....
p**... says, yeah, it's these b**... instructions.
I said, what instructions, p**...?
p**... says, underneath the shoe, it says 'Taiwan'.

Simon is in the school play and invites his parents

Now his parents don't think he'll be very good. Halfway through the play a floorboard breaks underneath Simon and he falls through. 'Dont worry' Simon's dad whispers to his wife 'It's just a stage he's going through!'

Sad News At The Nestle Factory

Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered

s**... highway patrol man

So this semi trucker got his truck stuck underneath an overpass. A few minutes later a highway patrol officer came up to him and said Did you get your truck stuck?
Without missing a beat the truck driver said
Nope I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.

Monster under the bed

Jim hears his son call his name, so he walks in his sons room. Jim's son, Howard says with a tremble in his voice, "Dad, there's a monster under my bed." Jim unconvinced walks to his son's bed and looks underneath. There he sees his son crying and startled as he whispers, "Dad, there's a monster sleeping in my bed." Jim falls backwards from the shock and comes to a sence of relief when he realised that he had forgotten that he had twins.

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave.....

discovers a single bat standing upright underneath on the floor of the cave.
Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What the heck are you doing down there?"
And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!"

I was sitting on an automatic toilet when it malfunctioned and abruptly flushed underneath me…

Scared the s**... outta me.

Moth Inspector

A man and a woman are getting it on in bed when they hear the front door open. The woman says, "It's my husband! You'd better hide."
She throws his clothes under the bed and he hides behind the curtains. Her husband comes in, sees her all hot and sweaty, and the sheets all messed up. He looks around, and sees a big bulge in the curtains, and a pair of feet sticking out underneath. He whips the curtains open, and says, "Who the h**... are you?"
The man says, "I'm the moth inspector."
The husband says, "Moth inspector? Why are you n**...?"
The man looks down and says, "d**.... I'm too late."

Plumber Miscommunication

One day, a family started hearing loud talking coming from underneath the ground in their backyard. They figured maybe the plumber who did some work yesterday left a radio down there.
They sat and listened to the talking, then realized it was mostly about climate change and UFO's.
They called the plumber to ask about his missing radio.
Radio? I didn't bring a radio. Oh, I see the problem. I installed a skeptic tank instead of a septic tank.

I just saw p**... in the Supermarket.

I noticed one of his shoelaces was undone, I said watch you don't trip over your laces p**....
p**... says "yeah it's the b**... instructions."
I said, "what instructions p**...?"
p**... says, "underneath the shoe, it says "Taiwan."

A journalist is writing an article about the trend for Scottish men to wear tights under their kilts

She walks up to an old man on the streets of Glasgow and asks 'excuse me, do you ever wear a kilt?'
'Aye, about once a week or so you'll catch me in a kilt.'
'Well when you wear a kilt, do you wear tights underneath?'
'Aye, every time I've worn a kilt for the past three years I make sure to put on tights.'
'I see, why did you only start doing that three years ago?'
'Well lass, was about three years ago that my wife found a pair of tights in the back of my car.'

Underneath joke, A journalist is writing an article about the trend for Scottish men to wear tights under their kilts

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