Underlay Jokes
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What does speedy gonzalas put beneath his carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!
What do Mexicans put under their carpet?
UNDERLAY! UNDERLAY!
What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?
Underlay! Underlay!
What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?
Underlay! Underlay!
What does a Spanish man put under his carpets?
Underlay, underlay!
The other day I was laying down a carpet...
...and my friend Speedy Gonzales was helping me. At one point I said, "Have I missed anything, Speedy?" And Speedy says, "Underlay, underlay!"
What do Spaniards put under their carpets?
Underlay, underlay!
What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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