Underground Jokes

Funniest Underground Short Jokes

Short underground jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The underground humour may include short underneath jokes also.

1. My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
2. Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma
   Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?
3. My friend keeps saying, "cheer up, man. You could be in an underground hole full of water." I know he means well.
4. Have you heard about that new zelda game where you play as Zelda on a quest through underground caves? Search for the link below.
5. When I heard the news that 12 Thai schoolboys had been rescued from underground... I had to run home and make sure my basement was still padlocked.
6. The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave. It's full of convex.
7. What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.
8. You have to wonder about the people who go 10 miles below the speed limit. How did they get so far underground?
9. A joke about Germans - I´m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?
   A: Because deep down they are really nice.
10. Two old englishmen are standing on the underground platform The first old man asks "Is this Wembley?"
    The other replies "No, Thursday."
    The first replies "Ah! So am I. Shall we go and get a pint?"

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Underground One Liners

Which underground one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with underground? I can suggest the ones about underwater and undercover.

1. Did you know it's impossible to eat baklava underground? Because then it's bakmagma
2. I went to an underground party dressed as a bird. I was raven for hours.
3. The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground
4. Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters They love all that underground stuff.
5. How was the guy in the underground water reservoir doing? Well.
6. All the hipsters love Steve Jobs ...now that he's underground.
7. How did blind slaves escape the South? The Underground Braille-road
8. Why is the underground dog so loud? It's a subwoofer.
9. Well, well, well. If it isn't an underground source of water
10. I WOULD tell you about the secret underground library... But its very hush hush
11. I guess hipsters love living in London Maybe it's just the underground
12. Why are Apple products popular with hipsters? Steve Jobs went underground.
13. What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station? Turnham Green!
14. Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground
15. What do you call a Wookie war-cry on the London Underground? Tube-haka

Going Underground Jokes

Here is a list of funny going underground jokes and even better going underground puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A rabbi worked the criminal underground had to go on the run after a circumcision.. He would've been caught if he hadn't gotten that tip off.
• I'd been refusing to go exploring underground for months, Eventually I caved.
• What is the difference between Pokemon go and the tube Nothing, they are both underground...
• My friend told me he was going to live underground. I said to gopher it
• How did the hipster narco escape from prison? By going underground
• The next Tarantino film is going to be an Underground hit it is about s**... with Miners

London Underground Jokes

Here is a list of funny london underground jokes and even better london underground puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I taught my pet dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today He went from Barking to Tooting in about 15 minutes
• I saw a man on the London Underground, teaching his dog to play the trumpet. He went from Barking to Tooting
• TIL that there's a unique species of mosquito found only in the London Underground. It's a cross between a regular mosquito and an oyster card.

Underground Tunnel Jokes

Here is a list of funny underground tunnel jokes and even better underground tunnel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• As I was driving underground with strangers, my wrist began to hurt It must be carpool tunnel syndrome
• My doctor said to be careful when i drive underground with other people in the car Otherwise i might get carpool tunnel syndrome
• A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often. They called it the Carpal Tunnel
• What is a painful experience driving with others underground called? Carpool tunnel
• What's a danger in driving underground with friends? Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
• I rode to work today in the underground HOV lane... They called it the carpool tunnel.
• The English professor at once realized that the underground tunnel's never gonna get finished. It's s**... to think it's gonna see the light of the day.

Underground Mining Jokes

Here is a list of funny underground mining jokes and even better underground mining puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I recently started a recruitment agency that only deals with the underground mining industry. It's called, Staff It Where The Sun Don't Shine.
• Calcium requires the least amount of work to mine. Because it is commonly found 6 feet underground.
• Whose underground shaft should we dig for minerals in? Mine

Cheeky Underground Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about underground you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean submarine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make underground pranks.