The Best 5 Undergrad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Undergrad jokes. There are some undergrad zoology jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these undergrad basics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Undergrad Jokes and Puns

An Englishman comes to Harvard.

Unable to find out the way to the library, he approaches an undergrad. The subsequent conversation is as follows-

Englishman: Excuse me. Could you kindly enlighten me where the library is at?

Undergrad: It's Harvard. People don't end sentences with a preposition here.

Englishman: Oh, I see. Could you kindly enlighten me where the library is at, asshole?

What's the difference between an undergrad and a grad?

Grads don't look both ways before crossing the street

As a Software Engineer undergrad, I'm addicted to coding

...and morphine ...and adderall

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?


A drunk law undergrad walks into a bar...

...the invigilator kicks him out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the undergrad universities puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working undergrad neuroscience piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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