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A lawyer had just undergone surgery

...and as he came out of the anesthesia, he said,
"Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."

A man has undergone the first successful hand transplant in the UK. Doctors say he can move his fingers, but still doesn't have any feeling.

Also, he won't come out of the bathroom for some reason.

A boy is born without eyelids...

A boy who was born without eyelids is making national headlines as he has just undergone experimental surgery to use his f**... to craft new eyelids. The surgery was a success and the boy is recovering perfectly. However, he will be a little cockeyed.

What do you call a goose who has undergone gender reassignment surgery?

Transgander!

I bet anyone who's undergone gender reassignment would make a great salesperson.

Everything they do is a trans action.

Melania Trump had just undergone f**... botox surgery when an extremely venomous snake bit her eyebrow. Sadly, no living thing has ever survived this creature's toxin.

The snake died moments later.

I watched X-Men today.

It was a documentary about females who had previously undergone s**... change operation.

People who have undergone a heart transplant are generally quite indecisive after the procedure.

They will always have a change of heart.


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