Undercover Jokes

Funniest Undercover Short Jokes

Short undercover jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The undercover humour may include short underground jokes also.

1. I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop, that's quite impressive for her age.
2. I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop.
   How cool is that for someone her age?
3. I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop.
4. I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!
5. When I was a kid I pretended I was doing surgery on a stuffed animal inside a blanket fort I guess you could say they were undercover operations
6. I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her
   That's a really big job for a 12 year old
7. Did you hear about the undercover cop who uncovered a glory hole in a public toilet? Turns out he received an anonymous tip.
8. I have been messaging some 14 year old cutie. Last night she told me she was an undercover cop. How cool is that for such a young age!
9. What do you call a German involved in WW2 who went undercover after the war? A veteranaryan.
10. It's easier to conduct undercover crime investigations on Reddit or Twitter. You don't get followed easily.

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Undercover One Liners

Which undercover one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with undercover? I can suggest the ones about incognito and underneath.

1. What does james bond do before going to bed He goes undercover
2. Why was the police man in bed? He was an undercover cop
3. What happens when the CIA goes to sleep? They go undercover
4. Why do spies always wear hats? Because they are undercover.
5. What does a spy do when he feels cold ? He goes undercover.
6. What do spies say in bed? Shh I'm undercovers
7. Why did the book join the police? He wanted to work undercover.
8. Why did the spy sleep in? He was working undercover.
9. What's it called when an FBI agent goes to bed? They go undercover
10. What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover.
11. How does an undercover pilot fly? In da skies
12. Where do Detectives park their vehicles? Undercover.
13. Vampires would make terrible undercover cops.. They just can't get the stake out.
14. What do you call an undercover fruit? An apricop
    ....I'll see my way out
15. If it's an undercover cop... Is it okay to call them Pigs in a blanket?

Undercover Cop Jokes

Here is a list of funny undercover cop jokes and even better undercover cop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The best way to disguise an undercover cop car would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
• Kids grow up so quick these days... Like just the other day, I was online talking to a 15 year old and she was an undercover cop!
• Last night I met a woman with two jobs. Her night job was prostitution. Her day job was undercover cop.
• What do you call a cop who won't get out of bed? Undercover
• What do you call undercover cops? Pigs in a blanket.
• Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? It was a sting operation.
• What do you call a police officer that stays in bed all day underneath the blankets? An undercover cop!
• Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve.
• A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
  "No, I am an undercover detective."
  "So why are you in uniform?"
  "Today is my day off."
• What do you call an undercover cop? Turkey bacon

Undercover Fbi Jokes

Here is a list of funny undercover fbi jokes and even better undercover fbi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning.. Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop
• A female midget FBI agent went undercover to bust a drug gang by sleeping with gang members. She was known as the Little Fed Riding Hood.

Cheeky Undercover Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about undercover you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean going underground jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make undercover pranks.