Undercover Cop Jokes

Funniest Undercover Cop Short Jokes

Short undercover cop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The undercover cop humour may include short undercover jokes also.

1. I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop, that's quite impressive for her age.
2. I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop.
   How cool is that for someone her age?
3. I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop.
4. I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her
   That's a really big job for a 12 year old
5. Did you hear about the undercover cop who uncovered a glory hole in a public toilet? Turns out he received an anonymous tip.
6. I have been messaging some 14 year old cutie. Last night she told me she was an undercover cop. How cool is that for such a young age!
7. The best way to disguise an undercover cop car would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
8. Kids grow up so quick these days... Like just the other day, I was online talking to a 15 year old and she was an undercover cop!
9. Last night I met a woman with two jobs. Her night job was prostitution. Her day job was undercover cop.
10. Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? It was a sting operation.

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Undercover Cop One Liners

Which undercover cop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with undercover cop? I can suggest the ones about bad cop and highway cop.

1. Why was the police man in bed? He was an undercover cop
2. Vampires would make terrible undercover cops.. They just can't get the stake out.
3. If it's an undercover cop... Is it okay to call them Pigs in a blanket?
4. What do you call a cop who won't get out of bed? Undercover
5. What do you call undercover cops? Pigs in a blanket.
6. Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve.
7. What do you call an undercover cop? Turkey bacon
8. I used to be an undercover cop ...until just now
9. What do you call a police pretending to be a sleeping 5 year old An undercover cop
10. What happened to the cop who was watching a scary movie? He became an undercover cop.
11. A man sold an Instant Ticket to an underage, undercover cop The man got an instant ticket
12. There are 2 kinds of people at every k**... rally. Cops and undercover cops.
13. Pigs in a blanket Hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?

Amusing & Witty Undercover Cop Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about undercover cop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean traffic cop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make undercover cop pranks.