Undercover Cop Jokes

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Funniest Undercover Cop Short Jokes

Short undercover cop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The undercover cop humour may include short undercover jokes also.

  1. I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop, that's quite impressive for her age.
  2. Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age.
  3. I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop.
    How cool is that for someone her age?
  4. I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop.
  5. This girl I've been sexting told me she's an undercover cop That's impressive for an 11 year old.
  6. I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her
    That's a really big job for a 12 year old
  7. Did you hear about the undercover cop who uncovered a glory hole in a public toilet? Turns out he received an anonymous tip.
  8. I have been messaging some 14 year old cutie. Last night she told me she was an undercover cop. How cool is that for such a young age!
  9. The best way to disguise an undercover cop car would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
  10. I'm sick of these undercover cops always trying to bait me with online female personas. Nice try f/bi.

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Undercover Cop One Liners

Which undercover cop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with undercover cop? I can suggest the ones about bad cop and highway cop.

  1. Why was the police man in bed? He was an undercover cop
  2. Why did the policeman go to bed? Because he was an undercover cop.
  3. Why was the cop asleep? Because he was undercover.
  4. What do you call a policeman in bed? An under-cover cop
  5. Vampires would make terrible undercover cops.. They just can't get the stake out.
  6. What do you call a sleeping police officer? An undercover cop.
  7. If it's an undercover cop... Is it okay to call them Pigs in a blanket?
  8. What do you call a cop who won't get out of bed? Undercover
  9. What do you call undercover cops? Pigs in a blanket.
  10. Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve.
  11. What do you call an undercover cop? Turkey bacon
  12. Why was the policewoman in bed? Because she was an undercover cop.
  13. I used to be an undercover cop ...until just now
  14. What do you call a police pretending to be a sleeping 5 year old An undercover cop
  15. What happened to the cop who was watching a scary movie? He became an undercover cop.

Amusing & Witty Undercover Cop Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about undercover cop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean traffic cop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make undercover cop pranks.

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective.

"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."

Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.

So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet..

She is funny, flirty, s**... and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!

What do you call a police officer that stays in bed all day underneath the blankets?

An undercover cop!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

I met this 14 year old online, and she told me she is an undercover cop...

How COOL is that for someone her age?

Last night I met a woman with two jobs. Her night job was prostitution.

Her day job was undercover cop.

Michigan cops may soon be barred from having s**... with prostitutes while undercover

Well, just have s**... on top of the covers, then.
Thanks /u/fuxokay

Kids grow up so quick these days...

Like just the other day, I was online talking to a 15 year old and she was an undercover cop!

An undercover cop approaches a career s**...

and asked him, "Hey man, I'm looking to score some coke."
The s**... thinks about it for a moment and asks, "Is Pepsi okay?"

I have quite a strange sexuality - I'm attracted to undercover cops

You can imagine my disappointment tonight when I was greeted at the local swing park by YET ANOTHER 14 year old boy.

Back in the early 1900s Japanese cops always had a mustache

One day a Japanese man walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter for a free bowl of ramen because he is a cop. The waiter replied " you dont have a mustache so how do i know id you are a real cop...". The man quickly pulls down his pants and undys, points to his bush and says "im undercover"

There are 2 kinds of people at every k**... rally.

Cops and undercover cops.