Undercooked Jokes

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Funniest Undercooked Short Jokes

Short undercooked jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The undercooked humour may include short raw jokes also.

1. I ordered a steak last night and it came a bit undercooked. I don't usually eat it that way.. ..But last night was a rare occasion
2. Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust.
3. Whenever asked about my culinary skills I always say I'm great at all kinds of cooking Overcooking, undercooking...
4. A wise chinese guy once said to me "if the dog barks, it's undercooked"
   - Some wise chinese guy
5. How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked? The Hindus are still worshipping it.
6. My girlfriend and I had a candlelit dinner last night. It was a terrible idea, everything was undercooked.
7. My buddy ate some undercooked chicken and was later visited by an Amish couple.... Sam and Ella
8. Why isn't h**... allowed at barbecues? Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked.

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Undercooked One Liners

Which undercooked one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with undercooked? I can suggest the ones about crispy and casserole.

1. I've just discovered that I'm allergic to cats. Either that or I undercooked it.
2. I have just found out that I'm allergic to cats. Either that or I undercooked it.
3. A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak
4. A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked. So he threw up his hands in frustration
5. A wise chinese guy once said: If a dog barks- It's undercooked.
6. Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked.. ...but that's rare.
7. I had a candle-lit dinner the other night Everything was undercooked.
8. The scene kid cut open the undercooked loaf of bread. It's rawr XD
9. my beef was so undercooked it started to eat the lettuce
10. the beef is so undercooked its starting to eat the salad
11. I undercooked my pasta It was less al dente and more all dente
12. What do you call an undercooked psychic? A medium rare.

Cheeky Undercooked Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about undercooked you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chewy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make undercooked pranks.