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13 undecided jokes and hilarious undecided puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about undecided that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Undecided Short Jokes

Short undecided jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The undecided humour may include short uncertain jokes also.

  1. Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided... ...if I should move to Canada or New zealand.
  2. I am undecided on whether should I be an athlete or a criminal so I made a list of pros and cons.
  3. I'm still undecided for the upcoming election... But I've narrowed my choices down to Mexico or Canada based on moving costs.
  4. I'm about to embark on a huge art conquest of Shakespeare's work and am undecided on which pencil to use... 2B or not 2B
  5. My daughter bought a new mattress for when she goes off to school, but was undecided about whether to keep it. I told her to sleep on it.
  6. There's a heavy riot across US.. Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.
  7. The UNdecided to do a world survey... They couldn't figure out what the question should be though.
  8. I understand why there are so many undecided voters this election... The differences between the candidates aren't as black and white as they were last time

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Undecided One Liners

Which undecided one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with undecided? I can suggest the ones about indecisive and unsure.

  1. The fly remained undecided during the debate. He was..
    On the Pence
  2. If there is a football team of undecided homosexuals..... Is every week bi-week
Undecided joke, If there is a football team of undecided homosexuals.....

Entertaining Undecided Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about undecided you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean decides jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make undecided pranks.

This is probably the best joke that I -a dad- have ever come up with

I bought my 19 year old daughter a new bed for when she goes off to university. She was undecided about whether she wanted to keep it.
I told her to sleep on it.

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I'm undecided about abortion

on one side it's killing babies and I'm all for that, but it gives women a choice. Do we really want that?

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Andy Griffith's family are undecided on f**... arrangements.

They may cremate, they Mayberry

Undecided joke, The UNdecided to do a world survey...