unconsciously Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious unconsciously puns

Two men!

Two men bump each other unconsciously at the supermarket and one of them says:

I'm sorry, I didn't notice you there because I can't find my wife

Oh, really? I'm searching for my wife as well!

Oh, tell me how does your wife looks like to see if I can help you out

Well, she is 1.80m, blonde, slim, angelic face, D cup breasts. What about your wife?

Forget about mine, let's search for your wife

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Three men are shipwrecked...

... they drift towards an island unconsciously. They awake to be taken captive by a local cannibalistic tribe. The tribe chief tells the first man that the tribe will eat his meat, and he is to chose his own death. The man thinks about it and decides decapitation. So he is decapitated.

The chief then tells the second man that they will use his bones to create drumsticks with which they will play their drums. He is allowed to chose his own form of execution as well. So the man chooses poising.

Then they go to the third man and tell him that they will use his skin to cover the bottom of their boats, and tell him to chose his own form of execution. The man asks for a fork, and they bring him one. He then starts stabbing himself and says, "lets see you float a boat with this."

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Confession of a young OB/GYN doc.

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams...
To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . . I'm sorry. Was I tickling you? She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard. No doctor but the song you were whistling was, ' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

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Funniest Doctor Joke I've read in years (supposedly true):

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB-GYN,

I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams...
To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'

She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

' No, doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' '

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Sigmund Freud goes to In-n-Out

After discussing with the CEO that their company's name unconsciously symbolized sexual intercourse, they simply said back:

"At least we're not Pinkberry."

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